Glad I'm not alone.
Gotta go. The cops are here asking about the truck in the driveway.
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Literally two days later:
Yep, Trump handwaves intentionally collecting illegal contributions as an interest-free loan (plus the checkbox thing) and goes straight back to claiming voter fraud.Except for massive voter fraud, this was a campaign that was easily won by your favorite Republican President, me!