Someone must have forgotten that I love digging through legal texts just to show them up... alright, here we go:
https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-cont...=EN#d1e32-92-1
From the preamble (Dribs, this is a summary of intent meant to help guide interpretations of the legal text it preambles.. read this sentence again, aloud, to make sure you understood what I just said. I'll spell it out: THIS IS WHAT LAWYERS USE TO INTERPRET THE FOLLOWING LEGAL TEXT. With me so far? Good, carry on.)
Just pointing this out, because this is not implying, not interpretation... this is outright stating that Ireland (who signed this treaty) is well aware and willing to carry out the obligations the internal market expects from them, that is safekeeping the external border.
This is the bit where the UK signed, EXPLICITELY, that they are aware that the North-South relationship of the two Irelands rely on Northern Ireland following the EU legal and policy framework. Again, no interpretation, this is LITERALLY what the UK signed and acknowledged. Do not even for a second pretend they aren't aware of this. Ignorance and incompetence is not an option here.
As for which goods are going to have to be checked, that's put down in the WA, Article 5:
The UK signed that. Anything that could be moved into the EU while circumventing EU regulations is part of this. Yes, that means UK sausages. And everything else, too, that can be commercially sold at Irish supermarkets. The UK signed this. The UK was well aware of the meaning when they signed this.
And lastly... I have to admit, you're getting better. I almost missed this, but this is what you said:
"the one causing all the hassle says that goods that are in danger of entering the EU internal market from the UK via NI need to be checked."
No, my friend. That's not how it goes. EVERYTHING needs to be checked. EVERYTHING needs to go through customs and have the paperwork and documentation for the destination. What you so elegantly almost fudged into something completely different is that the goods that are in danger of entering the EU are THE ONES YOU PAY FOR. But to find out which goods those are, the CHECKS have to be done on EVERYTHING.
And that's the issue. The UK isn't complaining about good having to be paid the proper customs if they go into the EU. The entire issue is about where those checks take place. And no, we will not believe a UK exporter if he just makes a nice claim at the customs check. There will be a hard border somewhere. You can pick where it is, the Irish Sea or the Island of Ireland. The choice is YOURS, but there will be a customs check on EVERYTHING that goes through Northern Ireland. If you don't do it for us in the Irish Sea, we'll do it at the Irish border. The choice is yours. And that's ultimately why you won't be able to pin it on us.
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Huh, you're right. Ireland is not part of Schengen. Since the UK never really had a border check for the EU, I kinda muddled it up a bit. It's funny, cos the UK only objected to Schengen formally but implemented everything as if they were in Schengen. Heck, I travelled to the UK with nothing but an ID card before. Customs guy didn't even bat an eyelid. Just waved me through the (empty) EU queue.
RoI is of course playing nice. But ultimately, when push comes to shove, they have to choose who they want to be with, the EU that provides them a pretty big boost to the economy right now, or... England. I know where I'd put my money.
Why do they have to choose? Simple, the EU has to treat the UK as a bad faith actor at this point. If they introduce bad stuff into Northern Ireland that then gets passed onto the RoI, it means our standards and regulations are being subverted. The EU would have to exclude RoI from the internal market simply to ensure the integrity of the single market. Ultimately, the EU has no choice in doing that, unless they want to give the UK the power to just unravel the whole point of the economic foundation the EU is built on.
There is no option but for RoI to make that decision at some point. Northern Ireland is the Gordic Knot. And the hard border is going to be the sword that cuts it. The question is where, Irish Sea, on the island of Ireland or in the Channel. Dribbles wants the EU to cut RoI off, but the EU will not actively pursue that avenue. Ireland will have to throw itself onto that sword, but the EU won't pull the sword away. It can't. And no IRA bombings can change that. It's OUR sovereignity that's at stake then.