Mega-Thread: Trump Focused Discussion

[Benggaul]

Friday's report:

106,298 new cases; around 18k fewer than last Friday.

Top 10:

Fuck Florida.
Texas: 6,934 new cases; 392 deaths
California: 6,676 new cases; 126 deaths
Ohio: 6,651 new cases; 110 deaths
Pennsylvania: 5,583 new cases; 91 deaths
Michigan: 5,063 new cases; 47 deaths
New York: 4,934 new cases; 53 deaths
North Carolina: 4,078 new cases; 85 deaths
Minnesota: 3,645 new cases; 20 deaths
Wisconsin; 3,623 new cases; 3 deaths

Keeping this a bit short today because not much has changed and real life is really cutting into my sitting around time. Alaska's cases per 100k continues to be horrible but it's dropped down to around 114. It's still the worst in the nation by 30 or so, but it's come a long way from the 176 it was a week or two ago. Vaccination numbers across the country are still pretty abysmal considering how long vaccines have been available; only 15 states have 70% or better vaccinated (with at least one shot) and no, not one of them voted for Trump. Those numbers have been pretty stagnant for most of the nation for a while now and it makes me more pessimistic about us avoiding another wave in the Winter.

1,937 deaths is about even with last Friday and brings the total to 732,477. Texas had another near-400 day outta nowhere putting them within 2.5k of passing California. Florida, meanwhile, just edged past New York for third most deaths in the nation due to COVID--and we all know they're lying out their asses. If the trends of this wave hold true for the next Florida and Texas will be holding the 1 and 2 spot by the end of it.

Related news:

Pfizer's COVID-19 protection against infection may wane in months, but it still prevents hospitalization and death for at least 6, new studies suggest--If you've been paying attention it recently became known that Pfizer's shots don't give you the best protection after a couple months which has been panicking some people, but these studies show that they're worth getting even so. Get your jabs.

Flu season could be worse this winter; paired with COVID, the U.S. risks a dangerous ‘twindemic’--The flu season was pretty mild last year in no small part to the precautions being taken against COVID, but with "pandemic fatigue" causing people to make unforced errors when it comes to safety measures even if the next wave is smaller it might still be a huge strain on the healthcare system when coupled with those in the hospital with flu complications.

Kids ages 5-11 could start getting Pfizer's COVID-19 vaccine next month. Here's what to know and how to get your child a shot.--Good news, but we're still going to end up with a lot of sick or dead kids/parents/teachers because of anti-vaxx parents.

Stay safe, folks.

[Hollycakes]

lol big soap.
With the water turning frogs gay, I'm surprised they haven't gotten to that point yet.
Water is a plot by the dems to get you to not wash.

Next up, Air.
It's socialist.

[Poopymonster]

lol big soap.
With the water turning frogs gay, I'm surprised they haven't gotten to that point yet.
Water is a plot by the dems to get you to not wash.

Next up, Air.
It's socialist.

It's free.
It's everywhere for whoever wants it.
We gotta start canning that shit for human consumption. I mean we are polluting it as fast as we can. Need to make a profit on a short term fix for a major problem we made.

[Hollycakes]

Found it.

"Sleepy's Joe's Plan for World Domination"


"Mike Lindell's Proof Of Fraud"


And last but not least,
"Trump's Maga to Go"
Piero Manzoni's famous shit in a can.


Crack open that fresh maga feeling!

[Gelannerai]

It's free.
It's everywhere for whoever wants it.
We gotta start canning that shit for human consumption. I mean we are polluting it as fast as we can. Need to make a profit on a short term fix for a major problem we made.

President Skroob? That you? You change the combination on your luggage yet?

[draynay]

President Skroob? That you? You change the combination on your luggage yet?

Should we tell him how big his ass is?

[Poopymonster]

President Skroob? That you? You change the combination on your luggage yet?

I was referencing Cyberpunk 2020, but Spaceballs is also an acceptable answer and came out 3 years earlier.

[Shadowferal]

It's free. It's everywhere for whoever wants it. We gotta start canning that shit for human consumption. I mean we are polluting it as fast as we can. Need to make a profit on a short term fix for a major problem we made.

I firmly believe that this is why libertarians hate the environment.
Clean air and water...bottle it and market it towards the healthy. What? Wtf is this "free" thing you're talking about?

[gondrin]

It's free.
It's everywhere for whoever wants it.
We gotta start canning that shit for human consumption. I mean we are polluting it as fast as we can. Need to make a profit on a short term fix for a major problem we made.

In all seriousness, Canada already has started to do that. A company called Vitality Air in Alberta is selling canned air for $25 per can.

https://vitalityair.com/

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Should we tell him how big his ass is?

[postman1782]

MAGAt Terrorist Allen West has covid, though he took Ivermectin and Hydroxychloroquine. His wife is vaccinated, doesn't have it.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/allen-...and-ivermectin
https://www.axios.com/allen-west-tex...9107503bb.html

[Breccia]

Scavino found and served. Well, a staff member at Mar-a-Lago was. Still counts, apparently.

[gondrin]

Scavino found and served. Turns out, he was in Mar-a-Lago. Huh. Sounds like Trump was aiding and abetting.

Might want to correct this. According to the article, he was in his home in NY. He told his assistant to accept it and now his lawyer is going to look over it.

[beanman12345]

MAGAt Terrorist Allen West has covid, though he took Ivermectin and Hydroxychloroquine. His wife is vaccinated, doesn't have it.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/allen-...and-ivermectin
https://www.axios.com/allen-west-tex...9107503bb.html

“My chest X-rays do show COVID pneumonia, not serious. I am probably going to be admitted to the hospital.”

He's not serious that he has covid pneumonia, and probably going to be admitted into the hospital?
He doesn't have serious covid but is going to be admitted into the hospital?
He has covid pneumonia but he's not seriously gonna be admitted to the hospital?

Like, I can't wrap my head around how these two sentences, put next to each other make any sense. But than again, he's a Trumpster...

[postman1782]

“My chest X-rays do show COVID pneumonia, not serious. I am probably going to be admitted to the hospital.”

He's not serious that he has covid pneumonia, and probably going to be admitted into the hospital?
He doesn't have serious covid but is going to be admitted into the hospital?
He has covid pneumonia but he's not seriously gonna be admitted to the hospital?

Like, I can't wrap my head around how these two sentences, put next to each other make any sense. But than again, he's a Trumpster...

I mean, if he gets a Herman Cain Award, nothing of value will be lost. Since I think he is the frontrunner for Texas Governor atm.

[Edge-]

“My chest X-rays do show COVID pneumonia, not serious. I am probably going to be admitted to the hospital.”

He's not serious that he has covid pneumonia, and probably going to be admitted into the hospital?
He doesn't have serious covid but is going to be admitted into the hospital?
He has covid pneumonia but he's not seriously gonna be admitted to the hospital?

Like, I can't wrap my head around how these two sentences, put next to each other make any sense. But than again, he's a Trumpster...

"Kennedy was shot in the head, not serious. But they are looking for the pieces of his brain and skull."

It's just lying pieces of shit lying and being pieces of shit. Well earned on his part.

[Breccia]

Might want to correct this. According to the article, he was in his home in NY.

Huh. Okay, sure.

...if he was at home, why was (a) his assistant at Mar-a-Lago and (b) why didn't the servers find him sooner?

[gondrin]

Huh. Okay, sure.

...if he was at home, why was (a) his assistant at Mar-a-Lago and (b) why didn't the servers find him sooner?

As far as the first one goes, who knows? Maybe getting some blow from Don Jr or something like that. On the second, he was probably hiding in his bunker like all MAGAs do when they are cornered and afraid. They do have to emulate their leader.

[Teriz]

While I’m not a fan of Maher, he’s spot on with this one.

[Azadina]

“My chest X-rays do show COVID pneumonia, not serious. I am probably going to be admitted to the hospital.”

He's not serious that he has covid pneumonia, and probably going to be admitted into the hospital?
He doesn't have serious covid but is going to be admitted into the hospital?
He has covid pneumonia but he's not seriously gonna be admitted to the hospital?

Like, I can't wrap my head around how these two sentences, put next to each other make any sense. But than again, he's a Trumpster...

Why waste hospital time and resources on the guy? He says it's all good, then send him home with thoughts and prayers for the journey.

[Benggaul]

My nomination for the GOP self-own of the week:

Ted Cruz Slammed for Mocking Joe Biden 'Vacation' by Mentioning Cancun

The firebrand Republican shared an official GOP tweet on Saturday that lashed out at President Biden for taking a weekend trip to Delaware for the Columbus Day weekend.

In the tweet, a GOP spokesperson said: "Joe Biden has decided to go on vacation yet again. He is running away from all the problems he has caused."

Sen. Cruz then followed up by quote tweeting the GOP account's post and added: "Cancun is lovely this time of year."

The GOP will never, ever, ever understand comedy.