It is basically saying the Bolded part.
Which is what I think was the play here. We are not supposed to like it. It is invoking the conversation of what makes movies good or bad and the problem with rehashed cash grabs. As well as having actors play roles from when they were younger, and how out of place they are in the environment once they have out aged it.
It did a great job. It is getting terrible reviews, and people are pissed. Which is exactly what I think Lana wanted to happen. Hopefully people get pissed enough to stop supporting lazy remakes and sequels that should never have been made in the first place. And using a beloved IP to do so is icing on the cake imo.