Trump gave an interview with the Washington Examiner, also known as "
less shitty than FOX News but who isn't", in which he seemed upset that the Jan 6th panel would ask his daughter to testify about all that stuff she witnessed.
-- No really, he said that
Well. Let's count 'em down.
1) At what point does "the country is not doing what I think the country should be doing" become an excuse not to testify?
2) Is the country doing better, or worse, than in 2020? Specifically, after, oh I don't know,
this happened?
3) Does Trump sound worried to you? Does Trump sound
desperate to you? I wasn't thinking Ivanka was going to testify, but maybe Trump thinks she will.
3a) Follow-up: if Ivanka does testify, will Trump still jerk off thinking about her?
4) And the big one: um...how old is Ivanka Trump?
(checks news)
Oh, right. Forty. Literally forty years old. She has three children, one of whom is ten.
Ivanka Trump is not a child.
"But Breccia! Surely he meant that Ivanka Trump was
someone's child."
That's
literally everyone. And therefore a completely useless argument.
Bottom line, if you don't want your children to have to testify against you, don't commit crimes in front of them. My level of sympathy for the loud fat orange fuck for his position is zero.