Originally Posted by
SpaghettiMonk
Sam Bankman Fried as a pilot:
"I'm sorry everyone, we are 1000 miles away from land and uh, we are out of gas. What happened is I gave the jet keys to my buddy and he siphoned out a lot of the fuel to go joyriding in his Learjet. He's done this many times in the past and he normally puts it back when he can and it's fine, but I guess he didn't this time, and silly me, I forgot to check the gas tank before we took off. You see, our fuel gauge only checks the gas levels in one of the tanks, the other tank was built before we had fuel gauges and so we always just kept track of it by hand on a post it note, and I lost track of it. Turns out it was empty! This is really embarrassing for me, I'm normally on top of these things, and in retrospect I really should have capped the amount that I allowed my friend to siphon out of the gas tank that didn't have a fuel gauge - today I discovered that it's a really big problem when your airplane runs out of fuel. Well, at least I know better for next time. That said, right now I am 100% focused on getting more gas back in this plane."