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Some Alliance players keep whining that they don't have a badass pop-idol character. I've got to disagree. There's plenty badass Alliance characters, but most awesome of them is easily...
[Tirion's Retarded Voice]: Bolvar!
Yes, Bolvar. He's yet to show how really awesome he is. ICC was merely a setback, you know. There are more to come. He's pretty much Jack of all trades.
For example, the Black Temple!
Akama: Without it's master's command, the Illidari will become an even greater threat to this world. Control must be maintained... There must always be... [dramatic fel lightning] a Lord of Outland!
Maiev: The weight of such a Burden... it must be mine! For I need job now anywa-
Bolvar Fordragon: The dragons' flame... sealed my fate. The world of the living can no longer comfort me. Place the horns upon my head, Maiev. Forevermore - I will be the Lord of Outland.
Akama: What the heck are you doing here?!
Bolvar: Icecrown is nice and all, but I heard there are concubines here!
Tirion: [shocked] Bolvar... by all that is holy...
Bolvar Fordragon: Tell them only that they are not prepared...
Bolvar Fordragon: and that Bolvar Fordragon is on vacation...
Maiev: But...
Bolvar Fordragon: [/flirts at Mother Shahraz] NOW GO. LEAVE THIS PLACE – AND NEVER RETURN.
Or even the Deadmines!
Edwin VanCleef: I see... only darkness... before... me... [dies]
Cookie: Murglemurgle gurglerwlrgle grlgrlgrl rwlmrwl. Mrglgrgl rwrgl. Grgrgl mrgl... [dramatic sound of thunder from outside the cove] ... rwl Murglegurgle!
Vanessa VanCleef: The weight of such a burden... it must be mine. For I'm his daugh-
Bolvar Fordragon: The dragons' flame... sealed my fate. The world of the legal can no longer comfort me. Place the mask upon my head, Vanessa. Forevermore - I will be the Defias Kingpin.
Vanessa VanCleef: Uh oh I can't, it says Classes: Rogue.
Bolvar Fordragon: Dammit.
Or just random kobold encounter!
Kobold: The weight of such a candle... it must be mine! For I take can-
Bolvar Fordragon: The dragons' flame... sealed my fate. The world of the lore characters can no longer comfort me. Place the candle upon my head, random kobold. Forevermore - I will be-
Kobold: You no take candle!
And probably way more.
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Thread: The real Alliance badass hero
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2010-07-06, 06:44 PM #1Field Marshal
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The real Alliance badass
Last edited by Snakes on a Plainstrider; 2013-03-26 at 06:44 PM.
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2010-07-06, 06:47 PM #2Stood in the Fire
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Lol, genius, gunna try think up one of my own
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Originally Posted by Slummish
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2010-07-06, 06:57 PM #3High Overlord
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Horde > Alliance
Thrall: Garrosh Hellscream, you are to lead the Horde to victory in my stead.
Garrosh Hellscream: The weight of such a Burden... it must be mine-
Bolvar Fordragon: The dragons' flame... sealed my fate. The world of the living can no longer comfort me.
Place the Doomhammer in my hand, Garrosh. Forevermore - I will be the Warchief of the Horde.
Garrosh Hellscream: By my right as Warchief, I hereby relieve you of duty.
Garrosh Hellscream: YOU ARE DISMISSED.Last edited by Generic Forum Troll; 2010-07-06 at 07:14 PM.
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2010-07-06, 07:02 PM #4Deleted
Epic.
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2010-07-06, 07:06 PM #5The Patient
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lol pure win.
For the Horde!
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2010-07-06, 07:06 PM #6Mechagnome
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Hah, epicness is epic.
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2010-07-06, 07:07 PM #7The Patient
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This thread truly deserves this.
Originally Posted by Kujako
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2010-07-06, 07:13 PM #8Field Marshal
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Here goes nothing..
Terenas: There must always be...a Lich King.
Tirion: The weight of such a burden, it must be mi-
Kanye: Yo, Tirion, I'm happy for you and imma let you finish but Kil'jaeden had one of the most-
Bolvar: Kanye! You hold an extremely outdated meme in your hands, bro'. The dragons' flame sealed my chance at being a serious lore character. Place the shades upon my head, forevermore i will be the master of interrup-
Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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2010-07-06, 07:19 PM #9High Overlord
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Forgot the last part when pasting Originally Posted by ShadowDusk
if horde is better than alliance then why do you need to tell us that?
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2010-07-06, 07:26 PM #10High Overlord
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Indeed! Originally Posted by ShadowDusk
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2010-07-06, 07:40 PM #11Mechagnome
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lol i smell a new meme. so long "im really happy for you and imma let u finish, but...."
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2010-07-06, 08:12 PM #12Scarab Lord
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5 minutes later... Originally Posted by Generic Forum Troll
Garrosh's head is impaled on a pike and Bolvar is dual wielding Doomhammer AND Gorehound.
dualadin DK LordZ ftw????
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2010-07-06, 08:25 PM #13Grunt
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This thread has great potential.
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2010-07-06, 08:32 PM #14Field Marshal
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Host:And the award goes to....Taylor Swift.
*Sound of thunderous applause can be heard*
Taylor:Thank you so much! I always dreamed what it would be like to win one of these someday, but i never thought it would actually happen!
Bolvar:TAYLOR, You hold a grim destiny in your hands and Imma let you finish...but
ILLIDAN HAD ONE OF THE BEST ENDINGS OF ALL TIME!
Let them come! BLOOD AND THUNDER!
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2010-07-06, 08:33 PM #15Blademaster
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Originally Posted by snakes on a plainstrider
epic
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2010-07-06, 08:37 PM #16Scarab Lord
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Well played sir.
Alexstraza: Without its master, the black dragonflight will become an even greater threat! Control must be maintained...there must always be...[dramatic earthquake] a giant douche of a dragon!
Ysera: Such a burden, it must be mine! I need a unique model anyway!
Bolvar Fordragon: The dragons' flame... sealed my fate. The world of the non scaly can no longer comfort me. Place the chin upon my face, Alex. Forevermore - I will be the Lord of black dragons.
And then Bolvar was Deathwing."Care about 'er? I love her! I'd kill everyone in the world and myself if she wanted it!"
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2010-07-06, 08:41 PM #17Legendary!
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I hate to ruin the "funny" factor of this thread (though I honestly didn't find it funny at all. That could just be because I'm tired, though, so I won't judge), but Bolvar isn't an Alliance hero anymore.
We truly don't have anymore, sans faction leaders and Turalyon...who will probably be neutral.By Blood and Honor We Serve!
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2010-07-06, 08:45 PM #18Mechagnome
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Originally Posted by Negridoom
you win so so many internets(This signature was removed for violation of the Avatar & Signature Guidelines)
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2010-07-06, 08:48 PM #19The Patient
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Posting in epic/potentially legendary threath
Troll King: I see... only bans... before... me *dies*
Random Troll: Without our master's command, the restless trolls will become an even lesser treat to the forums. Control must not be maintain... There must always be... *A lighting strikes at the background as a man is hitted by it* a Troll King!
Prince Troll: The honor of such a glory... it must be mine, for there is no oth-
Bolvar Fordragon: The ban's flame... sealed my fate. The world of the moderators can no longer comfort me. Place the avatar on my account, Troll. Forevermore, I will be the the king of the trolls!
Bolvar Fordragon: Now go! Troll the forums... and keep trolling!Last edited by Hyrfjord; 2010-07-07 at 01:04 AM.
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2010-07-06, 08:49 PM #20Deleted
My turn!
Stormwind citisen[random]: Without its King, stormwind will become an even greater mess! Control must be maintained...there must allways be.... [deathwing comes and incinerates park] a king
Anduin Wrynn:The Weight of such a burden...it must be mine! For there is no other t---
Bolvar Fordragon:The dragons' flame sealed my fate....the world of the chill can no longer confort me. Place the crown on my head, Archbishop *insert his name here* forevermore- i will be the stormwind's king, BECAUSE U ARE NOT OVER 18 YEARS, ANDUIN! NOW GO! LEAVE THIS PLACE, AND NEVER RETURN!
Anduin: FFFFFFFFFUU
Stormwind people: Wait...what? Didnt u were regent lord once?
Bolvar: I MUST be forgotten *cough* my former self MUST be forgotten, forevermore, for second time, i am THE LKING (maybe a typo, maybe not ; ) )!
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