Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Illunis]

Granted, just not in your timezone.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.

GRANTED! But somebody bottled you up in a glass jar, and is now singing the oscar meyer wiener song over and over again, driving you slowly insane.

i wish for new sun glasses

[Sisco]

4pm does come faster, exactly every 3 seconds and your stuck in a continuous time loop.


I wish Santa was real!

Granted, but you realize Snape killed him in the 5th book.

I wish this thread would go on forever.

[HoX]

Granted, but you realize Snape killed him in the 5th book.

I wish this thread would go on forever.

Granted, but soon moderator will lock this thread.

I wish more turtles.

[Calistron]

Granted, but soon moderator will lock this thread.

I wish more turtles.

Granted, but is confused and you end up with a constant turtle head poking out.

i wish i could play guitar like slash!

[Deleted]

Granted, but your arms falls off.

I wish I could fly.

[Calistron]

Granted, but your arms falls off.

I wish I could fly.

Granted , straight into the side of a cliff

I wish i could go invisible!

[Tarook]

Granted, but a nasty little imp will eat all your fingers.

I wish I was the bravest man on earth

[Darcascia]

Granted, but a nasty little imp will eat all your fingers.

I wish I was the bravest man on earth

GRANTED - You are now impervious to fear; you will run from nothing, and face everything... however, the aforementioned nasty little imp just happened to have eaten fingers after midnight. Being the bravest man on Earth, you find it irresistible to engage the newly formed face-removing death imp. The last moments you spend alive include wondering why you can't feel your face when you haven't done any blow.

I wish for a coke and a smile

[Limiter]

GRANTED - You are now impervious to fear; you will run from nothing, and face everything... however, the aforementioned nasty little imp just happened to have eaten fingers after midnight. Being the bravest man on Earth, you find it irresistible to engage the newly formed face-removing death imp. The last moments you spend alive include wondering why you can't feel your face when you haven't done any blow.

I wish for a coke and a smile

granted, but the coke is sour and the smile is fake.

i wish for teleport IRL

[Kragtik]

GRANTED - You are now impervious to fear; you will run from nothing, and face everything... however, the aforementioned nasty little imp just happened to have eaten fingers after midnight. Being the bravest man on Earth, you find it irresistible to engage the newly formed face-removing death imp. The last moments you spend alive include wondering why you can't feel your face when you haven't done any blow.

I wish for a coke and a smile

Granted. But suddenly your smile overcomes the coke's delisciousness so it explodes, your smile tries to contain the explosion but it is too much to handle and you implod into a black hole which absorbs the whole solar system.

I wish Someone could decode this: salope de marde jva te devisser la tete si tu exausse mon souhait en faisait ton trou de cul!!

[HoX]

Granted. But suddenly your smile overcomes the coke's delisciousness so it explodes, your smile tries to contain the explosion but it is too much to handle and you implod into a black hole which absorbs the whole solar system.

I wish Someone could decode this: salope de marde jva te devisser la tete si tu exausse mon souhait en faisait ton trou de cul!!

I just did but i will die and so can't tell it to you!

I wish i could live longer.

[argent42]

I just did but i will die and so can't tell it to you!

I wish i could live longer.

Granted, but just long enough to see all those you care about suffer and die.

I wish I could win the lottery.

[Darcascia]

Granted. But suddenly your smile overcomes the coke's delisciousness so it explodes, your smile tries to contain the explosion but it is too much to handle and you implod into a black hole which absorbs the whole solar system.

I wish Someone could decode this: salope de marde jva te devisser la tete si tu exausse mon souhait en faisait ton trou de cul!!

GRANTED - You are able to track down Mr. John Earl Someone, born January 13th 1827 and died March 23rd 1903.

I wish wishes were not so easily corruptible.

[Lovestar]

I wish wishes were not so easily corruptible.

Granted! It now takes us significantly longer to devise a way to ruin your wish. However, we still do.

I wish I was immune to visual migraines from staring at Photoshop for too long. >_<

[Deleted]

I wish I was immune to visual migraines from staring at Photoshop for too long. >_<

Granted but now you have to use paint as photoshop is gone

I wish I could be a mage irl

[Robbyjawz]

Granted but now you have to use paint as photoshop is gone

I wish I could be a mage irl

Granted, but you have no mana to cast spells with.

I wish that I could travel through time.

[Haurne]

Granted, but you accidentally went back to the "ice age" era. Have fun.
I wish to have wings.

[Garots]

Granted, but they only work every monday from 3AM-6AM, and they have a 45% chance of failing.

I wish for a unicorn!

[Robbyjawz]

Granted, but you accidentally went back to the "ice age" era. Have fun.
I wish to have wings.

HA! I am Russian! Your cold bothers me none!

Granted, but they only work every monday from 3AM-6AM, and they have a 45% chance of failing.

I wish for a unicorn!

Granted, but your unicorn is so miniscule that you cannot see it without the most powerful microscope in the world!

I wish to be a well known figure in future history.

[Petrified Penguin]

Granted but you slaughtered millions of Babies

I wish for the power to control time