Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Voltrond]

Granted, but it's a cow pie

I wish beans never existed

[Deleted]

I wish beans never existed

Granted, but you are followed around by Mr. Bean eternally.

I wish for lots of happiness.

[Ruax]

Granted, but you are followed around by Mr. Bean eternally.

I wish for lots of happiness.

Granted, but everyone else in the world is happy except you.

I wish my pizza would finish cooking already. :<

[Deleted]

I wish my pizza would finish cooking already. :<

Granted, but it will be burnt. (or burned? sorry, English isn't my main language xD)

I wish for a perfect pizza that I will eat without any trouble.

[Maldazar985]

Granted, but it will be burnt. (or burned? sorry, English isn't my main language xD)

I wish for a perfect pizza that I will eat without any trouble.

Granted! But after you have eaten it, the pizza develops intelligence due to it's perfectness, regroups together, and then bursts out of your stomach with a falcon punch. It then action rolls onto a motorbike, cures all diseases, solves world hunger and peace, and steals your girlfriend/boyfriend.

I wish for an extremely sharp, dangerous, and unpredictable knife covered in barbed wire and lemon juice, attatched to a unicorn. With truffles.

[Deleted]

I wish for an extremely sharp, dangerous, and unpredictable knife covered in barbed wire and lemon juice, attatched to a unicorn. With truffles.

Granted! But you got stabbed by the Unicorn

I wish my dog could talk.

[Greshapa]

Granted but you failed every single one of your classes.

I wish I could be the head chef at the White House.

Granted, but you lead an idiotic and greedy country.

I wish there were no moderators on mmo-champion.

[Zoma]

I wish for an extremely sharp, dangerous, and unpredictable knife covered in barbed wire and lemon juice, attatched to a unicorn. With truffles.

Granted! Your insurance doesn't cover lacerations and/or stabbings.

I wish I had capitalized the 'Z' in my name when I made my account.

Edit: I wished I typed and thought faster so there wouldn't keep being multiple posts between mine and the one I'm replying to.

[Hetrofi]

Granted, but the rest of your name must be written with numbers.

I wish for all tauren(s?) to die

[Garots]

Granted, but they raise from the dead and kill humanity.


I wish to be in a world famous movie!

[agamedes]

Granted, You have a mute role in "the room"

I wish I didn't have to write an essay on administrative law...

[gamma Ray]

Granted, but they raise from the dead and kill humanity.


I wish to be in a world famous movie!

Granted, but its the first released Michael Jackson sex tape.

I wish I had more time to read.

[Fuzzzie]

Granted, but you're blind.

I wish for a tasty meal.

[Illidan the Betrayer]

Granted, but your meal gives you food poisoning and you cant get the taste out of your mouth

I wish for a Turban.

[pateuvasiliu]

Granted, but your meal gives you food poisoning and you cant get the taste out of your mouth

I wish for a Turban.

granted,but you'll be shot by christians because they think you're islamic

I wish i was immortal and nothing could make me sad

[Illidan the Betrayer]

Granted but you therefore show no emotion,hated by all,and you WoW subscription subspires

I wish for another turban

[triavatar]

Granted but you therefore show no emotion,hated by all,and you WoW subscription subspires

I wish for another turban

Granted , u strangle urself while attempting to wear it

I wish for a razer naga and that my hand stays intact .

[Illidan the Betrayer]

Granted,but as soon as you touch your naga its turns to dust,but look at the bright side your hands alright =P

i Wish for Vodka

[Garots]

Granted, but it's so strong, it sends you into a deep dark pit of alcoholism.

I wish for Christmas!

[thoukaia]

i Wish for Vodka

Granted, but as soon as you drink it you realise its actually gorilla piss.

I wish for a sexy girlfriend