Thread: @Penguin FTW #2

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    @Penguin FTW #2

    (The guy sitting next to me is wearing purple socks
    I simply couldn't help but think "WARLOCK"
    And then that led me to think of you
    The most masculine man one could ever construe)





    Brokrone Brokrone
    My sexy little snow cone
    May I ask what you're moderating today?
    Posts at 5 am...you don't even get paid...
    We both know that demo isn't lacking
    Pretty sure that guy's just slacking

    Oh my I never would have thought
    Wowreforge over ask mr. robot?
    I had no idea you play MW3
    Three cheers for mmochamp's posting history!

    Where've you been lately you sly fox?
    Could it be you bought Skyrim for xbox?
    I'd wait to buy it on steam as well
    That site is overpriced as hell

    Furthermore it just got hacked!
    I sincerely hope you weren't attacked
    If anyone's gonna steal your personal history
    they sure as fuck better be me

    Twilight 4 is coming out soon
    I've been quite impatient since New Moon
    I was thinking we could go see it forthright
    You could dress up like Jacob on opening night

    You should level an alt so I can see you more
    That emotional side to you I want to explore
    Rogues and locks are like sunglasses and popped collars
    Come on Brokrone, give me a holler

    xoxoxoxo
    Your not so secret admirer

    PS Did you see we got a warlock app with a staff because of your charismatic presence on these forums? Way to go, hero.
    PPS You should be my mmo champion friend; we could send each other pms and giggle about warlock changes

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