Things you do that nobody else knows about

[Kiteshirok]

I also plan my conversations ahead, started practicing when I was a teenager and lying was required to keep me out of trouble, I was always prepared, and only ONCE did I get caught.

...oh and I also do the thing where I run to my destination if I hear a strange noise, but mostly its while walking from my front door to my car for work at ~6 am.... <.<

[Anakso]

Sometimes I find a random persons house and just lie under there bed in wait, hoping they drop an arm over the side.

[Mavecryst]

sometimes when im alone i like to cover myself in vaseline and pretend im a slug

I choked pretty badly on my drink, but it was worth the laugh. I cant get the mental image out of my mind, thanks.

OT and not anywhere near as random: I jump over furniture, the higher the better. Used to have random swordfights with poles I could find around the house, but I don't do that anymore, though I'm not sure if that's due to the lack of props or the growing up.

[Skelington]

Used to have random swordfights with poles I could find around the house, but I don't do that anymore, though I'm not sure if that's due to the lack of props or the growing up.

One is never too old to mock-sword fight with poles.

[Foxierowan]

when i'm at home alone and my group downs an end boss or a difficult boss, i get incredibly horny..... esp so after the LK still my fave fight ^_^

[DragonX7]

I talk to myself a lot especially if I'm trying to figure out something. Seems to help from time to time or I'll just mutter things during a game and repeat whatever just happened so I guess I can confirm it. Usually during puzzles though for the most part or during chess lmao.

[Crackleslap]

when no one is home and i'm listening to music i dance like a fucking freak. (almost like a retarded zombie walking) - its fun

[Deleted]

When driving to work and someone is driving like an a-hole in my head it's like I'm in a bumper ride. In my head I can visualize that I hit it that car hard and knock it off the road.

(Guess I played too much Destruction Derby when I was young )

Also, when I'm alone I sometimes just spontaneously start to dance.. Really awkward when someone sees me since I'm the most horrible "dancer" in the world.

[LocNess]

when i'm at home alone and my group downs an end boss or a difficult boss, i get incredibly horny..... esp so after the LK still my fave fight ^_^

Ummm.....ehhhh....errrrr....I suppose that could lead to some romantic moments. Nothing like downing LK with your GF then downing her LK 15min after, eh?

[Ohly]

I tend to talk to myself when I play video games alone. :P

[P4R45171K]

On my days off I like to dress as a women an have my roommates call me Mrs. Haberdasher.

[ganush]

If I told you then you would know about them.

[jackofwind]

I pick the dried flecks off my bum, stick them up my nose and wait until they have a nice buildup of snot over them, then eat them.

They're like self-made salty-savory treats. I usually keep my right nostril in production and store the prepared ones in my left.

[Deleted]

Masturbating in front of my webcam on chatroulette.

Just kidding^^ but srsly, there are not rly any things NOBODY knows of me...maybe my sex fetishes...but w/e

[sennzlol]

Dance in the shower.

[Deleted]

I sneak out at night and begin to run, I meditate sometimes, I do pushups randomly, And when I feel like it I watch korean dramas...

[Cptmyname]

I always leave my closet door open and the path to it unobstructed.
Because I played amnesia the dark descent.

[Noomz]

Saying it here would eliminate the meaning of it. And I bet you wouldn't want to know what I do that no-one else knows!

[zivaltia]

Like others, I plan conversations out ahead of time, and walk through different scenarios in my head (out loud if I'm alone). These scenarios can be things I actually plan on doing, such as leaving a phone message or telling someone a story; or can be what-if scenarios for things that will likely never happen, such as what I would do if a gunman showed up at work or if that semi truck in front of me were to lose control.

[Deleted]

I talk to myself..
and, at the age of nearly 24, still afraid of the dark (thank you countless horror movies and books and f*cked up imagination what is lurking there..)