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    Dreadlord Elpalmo's Avatar
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    I fell in love with a weirdo because the voices told me to... haha

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    I kissed a pickle because that's how I roll.
    Religion is like a penis.
    It's fine to have one.
    It's fine to be proud of it.
    But please, don't whip it out in public and wave it around,
    And please, don't try to shove it down my children's throats.

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    I went out with a fork because I was drunk ??? oh well.

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    I went out with a goat because I was drunk :8

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    I choked on a dvd player because I was drunk.
    "After dealing with about 10 000 patients over the last 15 years, I would say that over 200 different medical conditions respond favorably to cannabis."
    - The late Dr. Tod Mikuriya, MD, interview in The Union: The business behind getting high
    Former national administrator of the U.S. Government's marijuana research programs
    http://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/home

  6. #126
    I fell in love with a fork because I was drunk :|

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    I ate a Mexican because I was drunk.
    "Didn't we have some fun...though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'No way' and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you'......that was great"

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    I choked on my psychiatrist because i was drunk.

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    I fell in love with my best freind cause i was high lol so true

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    I gave my number to a llama.

    Not adding anything else since I wasn't wearing a t-shirt when I was born and what I'm wearing now is not relevant to my birthday.

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    I murdered a gangster because thats what I do.

    ---------- Post added 2011-11-24 at 12:33 PM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by dahmer View Post
    I gave my number to a llama.

    Not adding anything else since I wasn't wearing a t-shirt when I was born and what I'm wearing now is not relevant to my birthday.
    Wait what?

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    I hugged a llama because I was drunk.

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    I fell in love with a weirdo because that's how I roll.

    Yes, strangely enough this quote fits me fully.

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    I shot a banana because I was drunk.

    Hmm...apparently I'm dangerous when I'm drunk. Watch out, bananas!

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    I shot my best friend's brother because I was drunk. >_>

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    I fell in love with a stuffed animal because I was drunk and/or because the voices told me to.

    Classy!

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    I Murdered, a Banana, because i was drunk.

    makes sense to me

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    I kissed a ninja because I'm hot and I do what I want. xD I had a good laugh with that.

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    I murdered my dog because i was drunk.. how's that funny? : \

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    I murdered a doctor because I hate myself.

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