For $100,000,000.00

[Borfl]

Well good thing I'm forever alone. I'm set for life.

[Last Starfighter]

Well good thing I'm forever alone. I'm set for life.

With 100 million bucks, you wouldn't have to be.

[anywherenotes]

I wouldn't, it sounds pretty dumb for a 100 million.

[Bayhas]

I'd take the money. I do that now anyways after eating a bowl of ramen ladeled with pesto.

[Mozu]

I wouldn't, it sounds pretty dumb for a 100 million.

I'm with you. 100 mil is chump change, amirite?

[saberon]

I probably would.


I'd also probably have a bag wrapped around my ass to capture the farts, so that a) the smell is contained, and thus nobody will be able to smell it, and b) I will be able to sell my farts.

[Psilar]

Where do you come up with this?

Whats wrong with you?

And sure why not, I would live IN THE MOUNTAINS by myself forever.

I remember you....IN THE MOUNTAINS...the one with terrible gas

[RyanS]

Just use a portion of the money to come up with a cure OR a mechanism that just de-smells the gas

[Deleted]

Maybe if I could fart in your mouth for the rest of my life OP

[sinisterwyvern]

Say someone came up to you and said, "I'll give you 100 million dollars. The catch is, from now, to the end of your life, you will have massive, sporadic gas that will come on so fast, and explode so quickly, you will not have time to run to another room, or the bathroom. You will let loose right there on the spot. No matter where you are, no matter who you're with, the loudest, most foul smelling gas man has ever known, has a very good chance to come out of your body."

Would you take that deal? I would. And I would give anyone unfortunate enough to be in my presence at the time a hundred bucks as compensation.

I'm pretty sure I would totally take the money and then use some of it to R&D a device that filters the odor and subdues the sound.

[Shadowater]

sure why not, I would live IN THE MOUNTAINS by myself forever.

I would also live in the mountains. but i would say no to the deal because i wouldnt need it in the mountains. just me and my rifle,beer and pack of dogs.

[Last Starfighter]

I probably would.


I'd also probably have a bag wrapped around my ass to capture the farts, so that a) the smell is contained, and thus nobody will be able to smell it, and b) I will be able to sell my farts.

It would melt the bag. There's just no way to contain gas this bad.

[Deleted]

This made me lol so hard, maan.

I would take the deal, if you got shitloads of money, who the fuck cares if you fart? I can hire someone to kill them if they talk!

EDIT: Will this happen once or whenever?

[Foxwar]

I would do way worth than that for this money. Giev meh noa

[KaNNis]

I guess you can say that you'll be .... stinking rich .... see what I did there?

[Kaosadvokit]

1 billion, yes. 100 mil is nothing. And in Euro.

Says the guy that probably doesnt even have 1% of 100 mil.

[Christan]

I don't know, I'm sure there are people out there that would die of embarrassment from it. Imagine how debilitating that could be. You're at your wedding, and as your up in the front exchanging vows, you let loose a gigantic fart that chokes the place out, and sets car alarms off. I'm sure there are people that wouldn't take that deal.

---------- Post added 2011-11-27 at 12:40 AM ----------

Nice touch

charcoal filter underwear, specifically designed to filter smells.

then all you have to do is learn how to fart silently.

no one will ever know.... ohh yeah i would get the 100m

[Last Starfighter]

This made me lol so hard, maan.

I would take the deal, if you got shitloads of money, who the fuck cares if you fart? I can hire someone to kill them if they talk!

EDIT: Will this happen once or whenever?

These are not some simple little farts. These are thunder raining down from the heavens. A hurricane of putrid stench.

[Moonhyde]

I remember when i was 12

[Deathwing Aspect Of Death]

i would eat..