Thanks to some trade chat conversation I was remenicising about some of my HS moments that made me laugh my ass off when thinking back about them.
First-
I was sitting in a math class, it was a small math class. About half a foot from the front row of desks was the teachers desk. I was sitting in the second row and in front of me was one of the hottest chicks that I went to HS with. She kinda looked a bit like Marsha Brady but hotter.
While the teacher is giving her lesson, Marsha proceeds to stand up in her desk, lean over her desk and grab something off the teachers desk. Doing so results in her thong popping out the top of her cute, tight little gray sweat pants. It was a nice sight to view and not something I was going to complain about. Then, behind me, one of my buddies was sitting there makes this groaning/moaning noise that is just loud enough for me to hear.
I lost it, I busted out laughing like I was retarded. Everyone is staring at me wondering what is wrong with me. After a couple of seconds the teacher finally asks me what is so funny. I cannot answer without totally embaressing "Marsha" and simlpy being questioned only results in me laughing like more of an idiot. Finally the teacher booted me from the classroom until I could calm down/
Second-
I was sitting in an English class and my absolute best friend was in this class. One of the few we actually had together. The teacher made a big mistake. She allowed us to choose our own seats and me and my buddy sat in the same row.
We always were whispering to each other and she finally got sick of it so she made me move 1 desk back so there was a desk in between us.
This was mistake number two because the desk between the two of us needed a serious treatment of WD-40 and the legs were slightly uneven. As a result, when you slowly pushed the chair, it would make a creaking sound that you would expect a spring bed to make with two people banging.
What would then happen is I would make it sound like someone getting freaky on a spring bed which would cause my buddy to laugh his ass off but he would try as hard as he could to not laugh out loud by putting his head down. The sight of him laughing like an idiot with his head down would essentially cause a contagious laugh and I would need to put my head down in order to avoid laughing my ass off.
At this time, he would collect himself, turn around and see me with my head down, and make the chair creak again. This results in me laughing even harder and him needing to put his head down so he didn't laugh out loud until eventually I collected myself and continued this "cycle".
Share your HS moments that were absolutely hilarious!