Would you do a fresh risen Zombie?

[xskarma]

Hmm, my guess is this zombie would have other intentions and would be struggeling as a result, so I'd have to subdue her in some way, and then while she is still strugeling have sex with her...

Sounds an aweful lot like rape to me, and would very much feel like it to me, so no thanks, I'll pick up some live woman when the apocalypse comes if I had any needs. Bigger things to worry about at that time, seems to me.

[blancaswain]

That might just be the best way to go during the zombie apocalypse

[Slavemaker]

Fresh as in recently lets say last hour? Yeah.... If she can't claw or bite, no infection for me....

Otherwise no, too risky and would rather stay alive while the military and other various things take care of said zombies.

[sirnoobalots]

i love Halloween...just sayin

[Loaf]

why do I feel like Tyrael is related to Skelington?

[Kutra]

Also, might be kinky if the whole time she is trying to kill you.

Imagine the head she gives

[Damsbo]

I know this is gonna be disturbing.
First of, yes. But secondly, I once had a friend I was watching "Land of the dead" with.. He sat up on the couch all dramaticly; looked at me and said: "dude, seriously.. If like Jenna Jameson or someone like that were a Zombie. Wouldn't it be awesome if you could, like, tranq her and tie her up to a bed.. You could put your penis in there, and wait till she would wake up.. She'd be all jiggly and doing all the work. I know, right?"

And no, I didnt know. Now i do. Ty OP.

Spelling edit. True story though.

[Endtime]

No. If a zombie can infect you with a bite then that means all the other bodily fluids must also then be able to infect a person. So the only thing I would do to her is with a shotgun from about ten feet away!

[Deleted]

Some sick perverts here, trying to rape a biting angry corpse!

[Slavemaker]

If she's warm and does not smell like rotting flesh maybe. Also, might be kinky if the whole time she is trying to kill you.

I'm sure you can find a real woman willing to role play that.

[Deleted]

Some sick perverts here, trying to rape a biting angry corpse!

welcome to the internet...

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I'm sure you can find a real woman willing to role play that.

just dont be suprised if you get a visit from the police after... its called rape in most parts of the world and is largely illegal

[Deleted]

yes i would

[Finn mac cool]

Fuck no I'd remove her head or destroy her brain before she could infect me. Do her? Good luck she'd bite your dick off and eat it.

[Spriggan]

Well, it's just a soulless shell, kinda like a fleshy robot. So, maybe...

Wound need to knock it out and have it completely bound.


This would be the last thing on anyone's mind assuming a zombie apocalypse though.

[Slavemaker]

Some sick perverts here, trying to rape a biting angry corpse!

This is an outstanding post.

[Jeffyjimbob]

Yeah, she goes for the brainy guys x'D

probably likes guys who wear their heart on their sleeve

I love both of you. Made my day lol.

OT: Nope.

[Deleted]

Well, it's just a soulless shell, kinda like a fleshy robot. So, maybe...

Wound need to knock it out and have it completely bound.


This would be the last thing on anyone's mind assuming a zombie apocalypse though.

im not actually sure it would be the last thought.. there is some weird people out there, gonna be some whos first idea is to try and have sex with it.

[Lylyth]

just dont be suprised if you get a visit from the police after... its called rape in most parts of the world and is largely illegal

ROLE play. Fake. Don't be such a downer.

[The Ogdru Jahad]

First of all...no...second of all, she would be struggling...which equals rape...so no again.

[Deleted]

no matter how hot whats dead is dead :@