Biggest lie ever told?

[Deleted]

The biggest lie is that the absolute truth cannot be known.

[redruMPanda]

I don't really know the biggest lie I've ever told...I mean the first time I got laid when I was 15 I sorta lied to the senior I banged about my age..but uh yea that's not so bad is it? 22 now and still don't regret it so meh who knows?

[Lyvanna]

The biggest lie is that the absolute truth cannot be known.

And let's face it, the biggest truth is, everybody lies.

[Damsbo]

We're not here to judge eachothers lads.. Let people open up, dont point and laugh - Its christmas, hug.
I Remembered another one.. And I KNOW someone will find it offensive, but for the love of coffee, calm down..
Second one: I once told a REALLY drunk woman in a bar, that I had just gotten home from Afghanistan; and that I could really drink a cold beer. I got my cold beer, and also a hug.
Its terrible.. But i was broke, drunk, and thirsty.

[Deleted]

Wow. I don't think I've ever seen anything quite as desperate.
Pro tip: Acting like you claim you do will leave you with-out any real friends in the long run. People won't trust you for ever.

Well it was to a girl who is here through Erasmus program and is just about to be shipped back home . I felt the oppurtunity and I played the emotion card and it worked. I am actually proud of that one.

the sentence "Being Honest is always the best" is bullshit. Everyday i come in situations where if i had been honest, i or someone else would get in minor trouble, and whatever happened wouldn't have been different.

Also I bealive in this, telling pure truth in most cases isn't the most optimal thing, at least for you if not for others around you.

And frankly, Gawwad, I don't bealive I have any true friends at all. I don't think I ever had. Most people are full of BS.

[Deleted]

Biggest? Hmm I think it was the one about college first year.. I started partying, dropped out but since my parents were paying my bills because I studied, I faked the report cards, lied about still studying and made up excuses why I wasn't on any of the name lists. Well, next year I reapplied and did well and eventually came clean about it.

But overall I consider myself a very good liar, however, I don't lie for personal gain.. it's wrong. Even the one about the college wasn't purely selfish. I only started partying because at the time I had huge fights with my parents and they tried to force me into acting like I was still 13. No boys, no staying up late, can't drink alcohol etc. It felt justified at the time but nearly messed up my life too. I mostly lie, plant evidence etc. to get even and get bad people into trouble.

[Primernova]

So if your gf got a haircut you hate and she asked you about your opinion, you'd go ahead and tell her it's ugly? Something tells me /that's/ the first step to shitting the fan. )

No GF of mine would, or has ever got a bad haircut, those kind of things are curtailed by talking. These are the simple things in life that few understand, being honest and open paves the way to happiness.

And easier sneaking.

[Deleted]

Its not what you think, these are just my secretarys. And a goat.

[Deleted]

that i'm still studying (i'm not, i moved to another country and work here)

[Primernova]

Its not what you think, these are just my secretarys. And a goat.

Exactly, this is a lie.

A deliberate and remorseless, deception.

This is where lying turns bad.

[Åmbulance]

Ok mods, ain't this a bit much??? o_O Try see the episode of Family Guy instead of taking it religious offensive.

These new mods are worse the the mods on WoW, pretty much ruined these forums.

[Deleted]

tbh, infracting someone for mentioning religion is a bit harsh imo.

Im not gonna tell you how to be a mod fuzzzie but instead of infracting anyone mentioning religion you could have put up a warning post or something in the OP
to tell people not to "bash" religion.

[Lyvanna]

No GF of mine would, or has ever got a bad haircut, those kind of things are curtailed by talking. These are the simple things in life that few understand, being honest and open paves the way to happiness.

And easier sneaking.

It was an example, and wether hair looks good or not is up to personal preferences. White lies doesn't harm anyone. I tell lies to make people feel better (would you go tell a dying man he was dying, or tell him there's hope even if there isn't?), and every now and then I tell lies to get myself out of bad situations. Or others.
There's a fine line between lying and lying.

[Fuzzzie]

you could have put up a warning post or something in the OP
to tell people not to "bash" religion.

There shouldn't have to be a warning post in every thread for people to follow the rules. It's clearly in the FAQ.

[Deleted]

I lie, make up things and bend the truth as much as I can to achieve whatever I want... It's really hard to judge which was the biggest one.

Just last week I lied that I (too) have diabetes because in the circumstances it eventually led to me getting laid.

I wanna know that how telling you have diabetes gets you laid?

[Crusch]

There shouldn't have to be a warning post in every thread for people to follow the rules. It's clearly in the FAQ.

Aside from the fact that they aren't bashing a religion but quoting Family Guy.

[Fuzzzie]

Aside from the fact that they aren't bashing a religion but quoting Family Guy.

Doesn't matter. Also, do not discuss moderator actions on the forum. Use PM's instead.

[Deleted]

There shouldn't have to be a warning post in every thread for people to follow the rules. It's clearly in the FAQ.

Yes that is true but do you really think that everyone will read the FAQ before posting? cause i dont think more than 50% of this forum has ever opend the FAQ thread.

[Cowpunch]

Christianity.

Not starting a flame war, stating the truth. :>

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[broflmao]

Sister: "Want to smoke a bong?"
Me: "no"