"Hi, I'm Alexstrasza and I can predict who is pregnant"

[Azivalla]

I'm still mad that Blizzard made Alexstrasza and Ysera look like strippers in their humanoid form, what slap in the face for those who actually read the books. Alexstrasza was supposed to be this mother of all life type character, and yet blizzard gives her a stripper elf humanoid form with big hair.

Anyways, Alexstrasza in the books was much more easier to understand, a mighty and protective mother. She's nothing like that in the game, especially running around wearing a bikini.

MILFs are still mothers. Shouldn't matter she is wearing a bikin. A 100 ton dragon shouldn't be scolded for her attire.

[Snugglees]

Bet ya it's Garrosh's baby. >>

[Deleted]

Hello, I'm alexstrasza and i used to be the immortal aspect of life before i became a mortal for no obvious reason. Whats your f'ing game?!

[Snugglees]

Also, the baby is symbolising a new beginning. It's all about the symbolism people.

[Kavoo]

Dragon Aspect, and life aspect at that. She can probably just sense when there is life around here and counted it up, 3 dragon aspects, 2 orcs, but wait an extra orc! where has this come from?

oh shit look gul'dan has appeared from the maelstorm!

ROFL I just spilled my soda thx

[oplawlz]

What you didn't see was her slipping aggra a planned parenthood pamphlet after announcing it.

[Chad]

You mean Squirrel Girl?

I always thought it was awesome that all of the other superheroes are TERRIFIED of her and imply she is the most incredibly dangerous superhero ever, they just never show her doing anything.

how is she so scary if all she does is command squirrels? can she nuke your brain or one punch kill you? squirrels is a low tier power-i would commit suicide if it was my power.

[Boathouse]

The aspect of life can predict life? Who'da thought?

[Baini]

So, complaints about 2 Orcs having a baby and the Life-Binder detecting it. Well, myself I still can't understand how a dragon and a stag (Ysera and Malorne) can have Cenarius as a kid.

[Fhad]

Maury Episode, Inc.

[Deleted]

If thrall was a warrior he would have used protection.

Don't be so Elemental.

[Fhad]

Don't be so Elemental.

I think you meant that he obviously is a fan of Enhancement.

[Frontenac]

So, complaints about 2 Orcs having a baby and the Life-Binder detecting it. Well, myself I still can't understand how a dragon and a stag (Ysera and Malorne) can have Cenarius as a kid.

It was a goddess and a stag. Elune and Malorne are Cenarius' parents.

[Azivalla]

So, complaints about 2 Orcs having a baby and the Life-Binder detecting it. Well, myself I still can't understand how a dragon and a stag (Ysera and Malorne) can have Cenarius as a kid.

If memory serves, Ysera is more of a stepmother to Cenarius.

[Moradim]

they should have just animated maury povich and had him say "thrall, you ARE the father!"

completely unneccesary garbage with a character (aggra) that noone gives a fuck about.

[Deleted]

4.4 patch notes: Aggra gets dumped.

[Yig]

I'm still mad that Blizzard made Alexstrasza and Ysera look like strippers in their humanoid form, what slap in the face for those who actually read the books. Alexstrasza was supposed to be this mother of all life type character, and yet blizzard gives her a stripper elf humanoid form with big hair.

Anyways, Alexstrasza in the books was much more easier to understand, a mighty and protective mother. She's nothing like that in the game, especially running around wearing a bikini.

If you think showing skin is a slap in the face, you should avoid Hindu and African mythology. Hell, pretty much most mythology before the Pilgrims or outside cold climates.

[Sackman]

Lifebinder detecting life, silly?

Or aspect of death spending most of the expansion in hiding.

[Deleted]

She should have knocked up Thrall.

Okei this just made me laugh out sooo loud IRL. Thanks, mate!!!

[Deleted]

Guess Thrall could have better used some of the Anal tips in /2.