[Megathread] Mass Effect 3

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In that case, i want a biotic Hyakuretsu no Ken.
A sky full of fists coming down on the enemy.

100 Biotic fists ... I said 100 Biotic fists. Oh my that would been too good to be true. Combine that with a fucking big earth-quake ability and a Biotic Hammer and your Shepard is a biotic god.

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100 Biotic fists ... I said 100 Biotic fists. Oh my that would been too good to be true. Combine that with a fucking big earth-quake ability and a Biotic Hammer and your Shepard is a biotic god.

Lets run it down.
Shepard initiates the utter destruction with an onslaught of a hundred biotic fists breaking apart the enemys bones.
Then he crashes down on the enemy with a biotic hammer crackling with biotic power, crushing the organs and creating an earthquake upon impact.
The biotic energy surges back up as massive spikes from the ground, impaling the battered enemy.
Shepard finishes off with a cross slash sending a biotic wind, splitting the enemys body apart.

That husk never stood a chance.

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Lets run it down.
Shepard initiates the utter destruction with an onslaught of a hundred biotic fists breaking apart the enemys bones.
Then he crashes down on the enemy with a biotic hammer crackling with biotic power, crushing the organs and creating an earthquake upon impact.
The biotic energy surges back up as massive spikes from the ground, impaling the battered enemy.
Shepard finishes off with a cross slash sending a biotic wind, splitting the enemys body apart.

That husk never stood a chance.

Not even Harbinger would stand a chance against a Shepard with that abilities.

Shepard would have crushed him at the beam on Earth instead of getting fried by Harbinger.

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We just need Shepard to reach the apex of evolution like Cars did, and he wouldnt have lost Earth at the start of ME3.
But then it would be a very short game.

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We just need Shepard to reach the apex of evolution like Cars did, and he wouldnt have lost Earth at the start of ME3.
But then it would be a very short game.

Yes he would have crushed each and every Reaper before they even had a chance at attacking Earth. Shepard would have went straight to Dark Space while they were still hibernating and then would have annihilated them.

So basically Mass-Effect with an apex of evolution Shepard would went like that:

1- Shepard lands on Eden Prime and immediately sees this big Ship floating there (Sovereign). He then thinks "Hell yeah I´d love to destroy this motherfucking ship". So he destroys it with his biotic god powers. Afterwards Saren tells him that it was a Reaper and that he was working for Sovereign. Saren also tells Shepard that the Reapers are hibernating in Dark Space.

2. In a fit of rage Shepard takes the Normandy through the citadel Relay into dark space and then unleashes his powers crushing every Reaper in the process.

3. Shepard learns about a crazy AI that was created by the Leviathans and controls the Reapers. So Shepard hacks that AI on the citadel and turns it into his personal butler AI. Since in this scenario there would be no EDI it would also serve as the Normandy´s AI.

4. Shepard destroys the few Leviathans that are left and recruits Javik. They both proceed to be the ultimate Troll-duo with Garrus as their ultimate Bro.

5. Shepard marries Ashley. She then births him the future Biotic god/soldier children.

6. The universe never saw any Reaper and still thinks they are a myth created by a few crazy people.

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5. Shepard marries Ashley. She then births him the future Biotic god/soldier children.

Good till that part. In a good story that bitch would just get shot to never be seen (or heard) again. Give him Traynor!

[Adam Jensen]

I have never tried the last mission on insanity but i dont understand why people would bring such pain on themself.

I can solo platinum on MP but THAT mission pisses me off even on normal dificulty.

I don't mean to brag, but the last fight on Insanity actually isn't that bad. With armor piercing upgraded weapon, brutes tend to go down fast that far into the game and if you can kite the banshees. I'm usually using the Cerberus Harrier or the Lancer. The real difficulty with the banshees, IMO, isn't the banshees, but kiting them while not getting cornered by the marauders/cannibals. And my squadmates? They get stupid and killed by the brutes/banshees.

Whereas I can barely handle soloing bronze. I was on wave 10 last night and they gave me a fucking escort mission. I got cornered.

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The Day Harbinger came: I'm going to punch that Reaper in the face!

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Good till that part. In a good story that bitch would just get shot to never be seen (or heard) again. Give him Traynor!

Because Traynor is gay? She would never marry a male Shepard.

I actually liked Ashley a lot but I already know that most people here hate her. It does not surprise me that you dislike her too.

[Oerba Yun Fang]

Because Traynor is gay? She would never marry a male Shepard.

EDI on the other hand... Joker better watch out.

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A few notes.

Firstly, it would be better for him to sire offspring with Liara as well.
The biotic gods son that lives for a thousand years?
Damn son!

And you cant forget Zaeed, Javiks only friend and an alround awesome guy.

Also, noone ever finds out about reapers since the only ones who would know anything about them are Shepard (the one who told everyone originally), Saren who committed sudoku in shame of his failure and Benezia who is aboard the normandy, having threesomes with Shep and Liara.

Shepard would then rise to become the Godfather of trolling as he scours the galaxy, messing with everyone.

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A few notes.

Firstly, it would be better for him to sire offspring with Liara as well.
The biotic gods son that lives for a thousand years?
Damn son!

And you cant forget Zaeed, Javiks only friend and an alround awesome guy.

Also, noone ever finds out about reapers since the only ones who would know anything about them are Shepard (the one who told everyone originally), Saren who committed sudoku in shame of his failure and Benezia who is aboard the normandy, having threesomes with Shep and Liara.

Shepard would then rise to become the Godfather of trolling as he scours the galaxy, messing with everyone.

Sure Shepard would have a harem so he can basically have offsprings with Liara, Ashely, Tali (if that even works), Benezia and the Asari Councilor.

Oh and while Shepard visits Omega he meets Jack and Zaeed. Shepard then founds the group of badasses with Jack, Zaeed, Javik, Grunt, Wrex and Garrus (the other squadmates could join too). Shepard meets Grunt in a bar on the citadel

[Rukh]

Pistol for a short range fast moving target that doesnt feel pain or fear death?
You are shit out of luck.

Pistol worked fine for me, not sure what problems you're having.

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Pistol worked fine for me, not sure what problems you're having.

Because of game mechanics. Its bollocks if you try it for real.

[rhorle]

Because of game mechanics. Its bollocks if you try it for real.

I think when bring up reality a pistol not working great on a husk at close range would be the least of your problems.

[Oerba Yun Fang]

http://www.gamesradar.com/mass-effec...ges-weve-seen/

Some awesome fan art in there.

[Deleted]

I think when bring up reality a pistol not working great on a husk at close range would be the least of your problems.

Well i can compare and suggest shooting a person for real, but i got banned last time.

[Adam Jensen]

Gah, ME has the best soundtrack of all time.

[Oerba Yun Fang]

I still listen to Liara's Song on repeat all the time. Love it. lol

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Am i the only one who actually want songs run by the main ME cast?
I can imagine Liara doing something akin to Alice Cooper, Jack dark metal, Garrus blues, Javik/Zaeed heavy metal, Legion/Tali techno, Vega singing country

[Adam Jensen]

Am i the only one who actually want songs run by the main ME cast?
I can imagine Liara doing something akin to Alice Cooper, Jack dark metal, Garrus blues, Javik/Zaeed heavy metal, Legion/Tali techno, Vega singing country

Bullshit, Vega is not a country guy, he's a metal/rock guy like Zaeed/Javik.

I don't allow country music on my Normandy.