You are misinformed on your Superman lore. All versions of Superman can be killed without Kryptonite. And the main version we've been discussing, Kal-EL Earth One, aka Pre-Crisis Superman, is immune to Kryptonite. He still loses plenty of fights in the comics though. Like the time he was beaten by a giant radioactive super powered spider.
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His power is slowly drained over the course of 1 month. Though it depends on the version. Some versions don't need a yellow sun, others are drained instantly.
This both makes me miss old school cartoons for their ludicrous violence and reminds me of the Fairly Oddparents episode with Timmies' grandfather. Basically that episode(and more than a few scenes in the Channel Surfers special) basically pointed out how censorship has gotten the better of us. But yeah ANYONE who grew up with old tex avery style stuff knows this type of thing used to happen ALL THE TIME. Good times good times.
Again, Popeye can bend reality to get spinach. He can pull it out of nowhere, or break the 4th wall for it. Popeye is never without spinach.
-Popeye once lifted the earth in one of the Fleischer shorts that was spoofing Greek Mythology.
-He dog paddled an island that both he and Olive Oyl were stranded on back to the mainland.
-With a lasso, he pulled the Grand Canyon together just so he could reach Bluto on the other side
-He knocked a comet that would have destroyed the earth into tiny bits.
-He punched Bluto so hard, Bluto hit the full moon, which was blown apart so that only a crescent was left
-He pulled the moon closer to earth
-He stopped a martian invasion by punching the fleet all the way back to Mars.
- He pulled the world's continents back together again with only a lasso.
-He knocked Bluto so hard, Bluto broke through the time stream and de-aged into an infant
-He knocked Bluto so hard, he destroyed the constellations and altered the night sky.
-He lassoed the sun and pulled it up just so the morning would come quicker.
-He blew the sun out like a candle so he could get some private time with Olive Oyl.
-In an episode spoofing Exodus where he played Moses, he got tired of waiting for God and parted the Red Sea himself.
-He becomes a master of any discipline after taking spinach. He led a twenty man band, where he was the band himself, became a master musician, master sculptor, brilliant scientist, and a master magician.
-Taking spinach renders him immune to magic. Bluto once tried to turn him into a frog, but he punched the spell back at Bluto. Also Zeus tried to zap Popeye with a lightning bolt, but Popeye punched it back at him, thus defeating Zeus by frying him.
-Popeye can ressurect himself from the dead with spinach. His nephews force fed some to his lifeless body. Popeye's soul returned to his body, which got up and proceeded to beat the crap out of Bluto.
-Popeye resisted being wiped out of existence by an animator. His pipe was fed spinach, Popeye willed himself back, and then he beat up the animator. Which brings me to...
-Popeye can break the 4th wall. A real boy in the movie audience threw some spinach into the screen to Popeye. Popeye got up and hit Bluto so hard, Bluto was knocked into the real world.
-Popeye can resist mind control after eating spinach. An evil hypnotist hypnotized Popeye into thinking he was a chicken. Popeye ate some spinach, snapped out of it, and then counter hypnotized the hypnotist into thinking he was a baby.
Popeye's strength is well known, but his speed and reflexes are both superhuman as well. On more than one occasion, he has pushed a piano, wardrobe, or other large object from the window of a high-rise apartment; and managed to run down several flights of stairs to the street below in time to catch said piano (etc) before it impacts upon the sidewalk... WITHOUT FIRST EATING SPINACH!
He also punched out god and beat zeus easily. He also punches out universes. He punched out his own universe by punching out his film. He also if I remember recreated his own universe once i think. It was in 1 of the comics.
He survived being retconned and being erased from existence. He also came back from the dead.
And those were with only 1 can of spinach or some with NO spinach at all
Okay, fine. Since you're so insistent on arguing this crap, I will respond with a full logical argument.
First off, speed and reflexes. Running down a building before an object dropped from an apartment reaches the ground is barely superhuman, and can easily be accomplished with a speed of around 100 MPH. SS2 Gohan is shown to be able to move over 700,000 times light speed, and SS4 end of GT Goku would be able to move far far faster, possibly to the point of being omnipresent. Goku also has equivalent reflexes and fighting skill.
Second, strength. Punching out your own film is not punching out your universe, it is breaking the fourth wall, (something Popeye did all the time) and punching out your film. It is not equal to spallating 9 nonillion Earths worth of solar mass. Goku is stronger than Majin Buu by the end of DBZ. Majin Buu can destroy not just the universe, but the entire cosmos, just with his anger. End of GT Goku is so much stronger, it's vritually impossible to calculate, but it borders on being infinite. Therefore, it is a safe assumption that Goku can destroy more than one cosmos.
Third, Popeye has been significantly damaged before by forces that have not been shown to be capable of destroying a universe, galaxy, star, planet, or any other noteworthy celestial body. This means that with Goku's virtually infinite levels of strength, he could spallate Popeye's entire body with a single blow.
Fourth, surviving being retconned is not a measurable feat of strength. If you would like to provide me with an accurate measurement in joules, weight, psi, or any other Newtonian or scientific measurement, I would be happy to calculate it for you.
Fifth, it has been established for a very long time in this thread that no gear is allowed. This means no spinach, and no pipe for flying.
So unless Popeye has any more significant feats concerning strength, speed, or durability, this fight is over, as Goku has been shown to be superior in every way. Also, fyi, this is a Goku vs Superman thread, not a Goku or Superman vs whatever random thing you can think of thread. If you wish to post this matchup in a new thread, I will happily comment on it there, where the discussion won't be off topic.
Superman that is all
Neither. Goku just stands there charging up his laz0rz or whatever that thing he does is called, while Superman gets bored and flies away.
People should really stop trolling this thread though, and if they are serious, read any of Laurcus' posts before posting something so silly Laurcus need only look at the post and it would hide in a corner in shame.
What do you think you know and how do you think you know it?
Are you conscious in the sense of being aware of your own awareness?