Assuming as world ruler I could forcible relocate the dutch coffee shop culture and hookers to a city state carved out of a nicer bit of southern france i'd likely rule from a coffee shop in the south of france with my member firmly wedged in a young (20ish) starlet from morning till night
I hope that passes moderation, it's not tooooo risqué?
It would be a bad joke if it wasn't so uncomfortably close to the truth. Private training being learning to "love" the "church". Mostly as vessels of "divine satisfaction" or something.
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Originally Posted by BoubouilleOriginally Posted by xxAkirhaxx
Ice fortress on Svalbard. Of course, the inside would be a lot more tropical than icy but the ice and the location should discourage most unwanted visitors.
some nice mediterrarian place or something.
On a massive throne ontop of mount Everest.
Buckingham palace. Would be a great place to rule from.
My guards would be the Justice League.
Rome, obviously. Nowhere is more ideologically significant for the ruler of a global empire.
Hiding away wouldn't do much good, I'd prefer to ensure loyalty by making myself known at the heart of everything. And I don't mean by force, either.
My bedroom. Keep it simple.
NORAD Command Center in Cheyenne Mountain.
Putin khuliyo
Underneath my amarula tree.
Probably somewhere with a mediterranean climate. Or in the Caribbean. On a beach. With a virgin piña colada in my hand. Mmmm....
When someone asks, “What is best in life?” there’s only one answer: “To crush the newbs, see them driven before me, and read their lamentations on the forums” - Lylirra
I didn't say I would sit around with a target board around my neck. Rulers always need some kind of protection as there are always some extremists who will be problematic, but if the majority of society is on-side then I would have nothing to worry about.
Because the Roman Empire wasn't based in Jerusalem?
It isn't legal in the church now, it wasn't legal when the church actually ruled. Why would it be legal after? I certainly wouldn't do that. Politicians are in power now, are they allowed to do stuff like that?:P
Only thing that would actually change would be morally "loose" activities remaining out of the public. No public nudity, no.. erm, parades. People wouldn't have to be religious. Things would just be more black and white. Like this is bad and this is ok and the bad thing won't become ok with good lawyers.
From where I'd rule the world? Everywhere....there's an app for that!
Unlock my android phone start the app and do some ruling on my way to the dentist....
As for guards? Hmmm If I could, I'd have sharks with "friggin" lasers attached to their heads
WoW characters that need/deserve to get killed/punished/otherwise removed from the story: Tirion(dead now), Thrall, Malfurion, Sylvanas(soon?), Jaina, Tyrande