Thread: 12/12/2012

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    if you want your kid to be born on 12/12/2012, be sure to do it today
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    I am Murloc! Vetali's Avatar
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    Thanks for that info...?

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    LOAD"*",8,1 Fuzzzie's Avatar
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    My fleshlight is preggo. Be prepared for the silicon mod.

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    Dreadlord Prancing Minstrel's Avatar
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    Couldn't you just like... plant a plant a bit later or something? It's so much cheaper.

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    Thought this was another zomg end of the world topic. pleasantly surprised, O_o

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    The Unstoppable Force Adam Jensen's Avatar
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    Shit, I have 33 minutes to find a girl to impregnate . . .
    They ask me why I'm bringin' - A baby into battle - That's really irresponsible - And getting them rattled
    I say "give me a break - Get off of my back damn, it" - I didn't learn parenting - My daddy was a planet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuzzzie View Post
    My fleshlight is preggo. Be prepared for the silicon mod.
    Thanks for that image, really appreciate it.

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    It'd be more epic to have a kid on the day the world ends.
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