Call it Mister
If it had white legs and black feet id suggest Oreo, but....
Mrs. Bigglesworth
call it 'You shit', then when you call it you say, 'Come here you shit'.
Whiskers. Very standard and boring I know.
Name it Tardimus Prime, so every single time it doesn't something retarded (as cats often do), you can yell PRIIIIIIIIIIIIME
Guinness and you can call it Ginny or something for short
reference to the black cat character of spiderman i believe
EDIT: found her
I don't know why people name their cats. Everyone just says "Here kitty"
So name it Kitty.
London or Stockholm *nod*
Lucy Furr.
Meanwhile, back on Azeroth, the overwhelming majority of the orcs languished in internment camps. One Orc had a dream. A dream to reunite the disparate souls trapped under the lock and key of the Alliance. So he raided the internment camps, freeing those orcs that he could, and reached out to a downtrodden tribe of trolls to aid him in rebuilding a Horde where orcs could live free of the humans who defeated them so long ago. That orc's name was... Rend.