The Laws of Videogaming thread.

[Deleted]

When playing with unknown people, remember, you are always the most skilled.

[Alraml]

Whenever there's a savepoint in a dungeon. Use it, I paid the price when I didn't once and ran into Materia Hunter..... Triiiiiiine!

[OrcsRLame]

Whenever there's a savepoint in a dungeon. Use it, I paid the price when I didn't once and ran into Materia Hunter..... Triiiiiiine!

Unless it's a trick the player into fucking themselves save point. Like inside Riovanes Castle in Final Fantasy Tactics. You have no sprint shoes, no global attack class, and no ninja? Tough shit, time to restart your game TROLOLOLOLOLO!

[bcbully]

Gaming rules, eh? Skelington is going to not think of any himself until maybe later if he's bored or has an epiphany.

And so it shall be.
/thread

[Aronaz]

On Call of Duty or any other fps game... If you loose the other team is cheating.

[Deleted]

In rpg's theres always another boss (13 stage last boss fight was kinda annoying lol)
You can always fall from infinite height with no damage
the main character is always an orphan
everybody in the main party has a sword, even if everyone else has guns
NPCs never lock their doors and let you wander around their homes looting everything they own and dont even care

[Duruka]

In Mario Kart (online), you will always finish in last place. No exceptions.

[Blazer4500]

in the pokemon series your rival will always, ALWAYS choose the starter pokemon that could kill yours and yet you beat him

[Clockwork Pinkie]

Team Fortress 2. Judge how good someone is by what hat they're wearing.

[Deleted]

If your team loses, everyone says everyone else is a "noob".

[Deleted]

if they are better than you they have no life, and not as good as you they are scrubs.

also for RPGs, if you have a jump button you must spam it while running.

[Cptmyname]

No sandbox will ever be played for it's story, but to cause 5396 car pileups with a jetpack while wearing a clownsuit.

[Urmydinner]

Thou shalt always remember that "rolling" is faster than actually running.

[Evilmaniac]

hold down the B button to have a better chance at catching a pokemon.

[Nymrael]

in Dota like games.
1. you shall not cross the river alone. never. ever. seriously.
2. you shall not chase after the tower.
3. you shall not go farming into enemy woods alone after 25min mark.
4. if you watch the map you see no enemy on the radar you know are probably fucekd.
5. if there is no enemy on your lane and no ally and you are farming peacefully for more than 2 min. you are probably fucked
6. if u plan to ambush enemy team on roshan and roshan was just killed u better go back or u are probably gonna get ur asses kiced hard.

on WoW

girl on the guild (real girl i mean) will cause extensive guild drama and kids will fap on her vent voice. 99% she is ugly as hell.
girl on the guild will mysteriously get better loot than everyone else even if the gm has a gf already.
new in the guild says is a girl but never talks on vent. is a smart kid that wants to abuse the above mentioned law.

[Reapermd]

In a FPS if something bugs out be sure to shoot it.

[Umbra]

Rule number one: You do NOT talk about arrows to the knee.

There will be a water dungeon

and it will suck.

Corollary: There is no corollary, all water dungeons suck.

Mercury Lighthouse says hi.

[Shadow Master]

Sore Loser's Law: There will always, under all circumstances and regardless of either team's point amount, be someone who will rage at you for "body shots" while playing a sniper class/using a sniper rifle.

Sore Loser's Law is usually evoked with total disregard for the logical situations that usually bring about body shots with a sniper rifle (low enemy health, swift enemy movement, tiny head, etc.) and will always be followed up with rage filled comments implying that the sniper rifle wielding player is resorting to body shots because of an inherent inability to perform headshots.