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  1. #21
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    May 2010
    Faroe Islands
    Once when i raided ToC a guy said jokingly that his cat died (i think he said cat, or mom im not sure) and i knew it was a joke so i whispered him saying something on the lines of "haha, nice excuse" or something and he got very angry at me saying "what if it was true" and called me selfish and stuff, that was unexpected.
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    wat are the 2 gob mounts.. i only know the trike

  2. #22
    my fish is drowning

  3. #23
    Afk being evicted.
    If Goku's power level increases at the same rate till the end of DBGT as it does till the end of the Frieza saga, as a SS4 Goku would have a PL of roughly 939 Quinoctogintillion. For reference that is a 260 digit number. A PL of 14,600 is required to destroy an earth sized planet. There are about 2 nonillion earths worth of mass in the universe. That means SS4 Goku can destroy the universe about 32 Octosexagintillion times over. There's a reason they made Goku a god at the end of GT.

  4. #24
    Warchief StarbuyPWNDyou's Avatar
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    Oct 2009
    Preston, United Kingdom
    "My power just went out and I need to make a grilled cheese, so brb."

    True story.
    maybe the rarest pepe was the friends we made along the way

  5. #25
    Guy told us during naxx: 'afk police are here' we didn't hear from him again. No kidding we left him in the guild and it still shows him being logged out in Naxx. He was a good guy and had been with the guild for years.

  6. #26
    This just happened like 1 month ago.

    I was talking to a friend on guild chat, talking about warriors actually. I asked him a question and he answered. Continued on for like 2-3 more minutes, they he's like "gotta go my grandpa just died"

    He logged back on the next day and I'm like was that for real? He's like yes.

    It was just weird how it happened.

    Do me a favor and don't correct my spelling/grammar. I browse this site with a cell phone. Try harder next time to be an ass.

  7. #27
    I had a guy say he had to AFK once to go jump on a trampoline. Funny part is that he was serious...his parents make him jump on a trampoline everyday for exercise lol.
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  8. #28
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    Apr 2011
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    "BRB PBJ time"
    Afk for 30~ minutes.
    Became some awkward afk joke in the guild.

  9. #29
    The Patient Crestt's Avatar
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    Nov 2011
    A cornfield in Iowa
    Worst excuse I have personally heard from a raider (who was our raid leader oddly enough): "I have to go back to Best Buy and buy a TV stand for the TV I just bought, brb about an hour"... still give him crap for that. Sadly, next day he needed to go buy a remote.... T_T
    Favorite Owned Title: Champion of Ulduar
    Favorite Owned Mount: Ashes of Al'ar
    "Prisoners? Ha. With it bindings unshackled, its gonna' come after us, and we're going to be the prisoners" -- Brann Bronzebeard on Yogg'saron

  10. #30
    Be right back- the peasants are revolting
    Making sense? Oh, what fun is there in making sense?

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    Stood in the Fire Aiushtha's Avatar
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    Nov 2009
    That little speck of land, in the middle of the Baltics
    Dont see many of them, but i have used this while trolling:
    "Brb, aliens just landed in my back yard, i need to go defend the planet from an invasion"
    You be the judge.
    Rolling digits to praise Kek and destroy Moloch

  12. #32
    The Lightbringer Sinndra's Avatar
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    Aug 2011
    /afk having an earthquake (i used that one so i could watch the first 15 mins of RAW)
    Quote Originally Posted by ablib View Post
    I do realize that this is an internet forum full of morons, however in real life, no one questions me, people look to me for the answer, look up to me, trust me. To have dipshits on a video game forum question me, is insulting.

  13. #33
    "brb, spilled seemen on grannys purse"

  14. #34
    I have a few that I use to confuse/wtface guildies. My favorite atm though is "asian trannies riding scooters outside, brb".

  15. #35
    iv had some kid simply say "afk" during a raid, but he forgot to mute his mic and he was arguing with his parents. was some funny shit then things got real quiet and he never came back

  16. #36
    Stood in the Fire Robula's Avatar
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    Jun 2010
    Cornwall, UK
    I use and still always use these:
    "brb boat"
    "brb tornado"

  17. #37
    Brewmaster Rakatashi's Avatar
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    Jul 2009
    Stormreaver US
    Quote Originally Posted by Robula View Post
    "brb tornado"
    I have had to use that one legitimately before.

    I'v also had to use "brb, stepped in dog shit on way to kitchen and I must clean"
    Last edited by Rakatashi; 2012-04-11 at 05:15 PM.

  18. #38
    "Hey guys, I gotta go. My bathroom is flooding."

    Toilet? No. Someone supposedly came in and plugged his sink and left the water running. o_O

  19. #39
    "Am I the only one who thinks maid Nidalee has some pretty nice boobs?" @Gchat, then he logged off.


  20. #40
    one guy in my raid was going "brb afk vomiting" and you could actually hear the vomiting noise in the background *ew*

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