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    Weirdest AFK Message ever seen

    Hi guys.

    I wana know the most weirdest AFK reasons to not be able to attend the raid.


    Like an example:

    My cat is on fire i cant raid (This is just an example :P)

    Share the most retarded message's you have ever posted or seen in your wow experience.


    Lets have a big laugh!!

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    Friend from my old guild said this on a raid night once; "Wife is having birth to my child, can't raid. (logs off)" Everyone was like.. Yeeeeehh right..

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    "having sex, back in a minute..."

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    "My Internet broke"

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    rofl my internet broke so BAD haha

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    I think Wowbash has one where a player says "I'm sorry, my parents want to have sex and the computer is in their room, bye".

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    Had a guildie once leave a TOC raid prematurely. Before he left, he shouted a phrase which, to this day, we give him shit over:
    "Guys I'm lagging real bad, I think my dad unplugged my internet. Gotta go.


    Also, me and 2 of my buddies were in a ZA pug once with a terrible terrible tank and dps. We decided to leave, but before we did, we had a little fun. It went something like this:

    [Margie]: Shit! I'm late for my wedding!
    *Margie has left the party*
    [Mento]: Oh shoot, I'm supposed to be the best man! G2G
    *Mento has left the party*
    [Kalyyn]: FUCK! HOW DID MY HAMSTER GET IN THE MICROWAVE AGAIN!?!?
    *Kalyyn has left the party*

    Yeah, we think we're a lot funnier than we actually are
    Last edited by Kalyyn; 2012-04-11 at 11:08 AM.

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    Had one of my friend, and he is 18 years old, that had to go because ''Sorry guys I gtg, internet turns off in 3 minutes''.. Kinda old for a parental control, lol.

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    I once used
    "brb guys, sorry, my goldfish is on fire."
    in a LFD group where i was pulling 25k and the other two combined dps and the tank was pulling 11k, so I decided to see how long it would take them to take out a group on their own.
    Not only did they wipe, they actually didn't challenge my "brb message". I think they may have been a bit "slow".

    As for others, was once raiding back in WoTLK, and a guy was like "sorry guys, really have to go, the mayor just came to our house and told us they're turning the village's internet off for the night because there's a huge electrical storm coming."
    Funniest thing? it was legit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalyyn View Post
    Had a guildie once leave a TOC raid prematurely. Before he left, he shouted a phrase which, to this day, we give him shit over:
    "Guys I'm lagging real bad, I think my dad unplugged my internet. Gotta go.


    Also, me and 2 of my buddies were in a ZA pug once with a terrible terrible tank and dps. We decided to leave, but before we did, we had a little fun. It went something like this:

    [Margie]: Shit! I'm late for my wedding!
    *Margie has left the party*
    [Mento]: Oh shoot, I'm supposed to be the best man! G2G
    *Mento has left the party*
    [Kalyyn]: FUCK! HOW DID MY HAMSTER GET IN THE MICROWAVE AGAIN!?!?
    *Kalyyn has left the party*

    Yeah, we think we're a lot funnier than we actually are
    The hamster one is hilarious, im gonna use that one....

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    Dreadlord Cludo's Avatar
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    I've always used "Brb, walking the goats"

    and my personal fave to freak people out "Brb giving nan a sponge bath"

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    Sorry i've got to go, i appear to no longer own a computer.
    With Fire and Brimstone I light my path.
    With Pain and Shadow I smite my foes.
    With Demon and Fel I raise my armies.
    I AM WARLOCK, THE END OF YOU ALL.

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    During an Ulduar Raid, before Hodir, one of our guild mages said: "Sorry, guys, gotta afk, my girlfriend is breaking up with me."



    He came back after some minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bezoar View Post
    Sorry i've got to go, i appear to no longer own a computer.
    hahahahaha Rofl and his computer ren out the door!

    ---------- Post added 2012-04-11 at 12:10 PM ----------

    Come on peeps more afk posts!

    ---------- Post added 2012-04-11 at 12:11 PM ----------

    Come on peeps more afk posts!

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    Pool's on fire BRB

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    Eww, WoW talk in Off-Topic.

    We come here specifically to get away from WoW discussions...

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    We totally need another one of these generic threads. We dont have enough of them.

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    /afk brb milking the camels

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    BRB, attacked by rats.

    That one was mine when my pet rats decided to group together to steal my booze.

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    Moved to Fun Stuff

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