Originally Posted by
Voleura
You guys sit and soak in your butthurt, while me and Tenacious D slay demons together on 5/15. Tenacious D fought a soul stealing demon, mastered the cock pushup, and traveled through space and time. They ascended to Dio's throne as the two kings of rock, slew the Hydra with a broadsword and their superhero-like abilities, and recovered the Pick of Destiny. They're classically trained to rock your socks off in both karate and musical arts. They climbed K2, stopped a moving train, and destroyed their foes with MIND BULLETS. That's TELEKINESIS, man!
You know what? You guys are the people in the middle. That's right, I said it. And you know what else? You're everything that's not tremendous in this world. You're just like those bastards in city hall.