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    Best reviewes ever?

    There's obviously a concerted effort here by a group of people to amuse the readers for this product. And it worked. Give it a look.


    Don't stop at the first three comments, there are pages worth.
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    just a few that stuck out to me, these comments are hilarious:

    "Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

    (I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)"


    "However if we ignore the blinding, crippling and debilitating pain I should point out that this product is remarkably effective. Before, all manner of organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's arse, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only because I wanted children."

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    Don't know where to start... but I like this thread idea

    First, here's a classic

    Second, check the two or three cracked.com articles from Amazon =P

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