So I was just watching an episode of one of those cheesy American family sitcoms where the teenage kids throw a house party while the parents are away. And I really did not understand it.
Why on Earth would you want a bunch of rowdy, drunk, problematic teenagers in your house? Random fuckers shitting/pissing in your bathroom, throwing up, breaking stuff, stealing stuff, messing up your bed, eating your food, annoying the neighbours, having fights, fucking on your furniture, and possibly even wrecking your house?
I think parties are great and they definitely are fun, but they are only fun when they are far (see: very far) away from my own house. So can somebody please explain to me what's so great about throwing massive house parties?