Originally Posted by
Gaexion Ramza Beoulve
I a turtle get hit by a car today.
he died of course, but he his shell punctured the guy's tire and almost made him spin out.
Most turtles are fast as hell, they get even faster in water, they're like little knights in green armor their speed is deceiving.
Turtles live long as hell.
Turtles eat whatever they want, they even steal from aligators, what are they gonna do about it?
Nothing cause the turtle just pops in shell, he DGAF.
Turtles can become ninjas.
Turtles eat pizza.
Turtles hang out with hot brunette news reporters.
Turtles are cool as hell.