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    Almost became an instant millionaire

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    Ill post image in a second.

    here we go:


    the draw wasn't recent, it was last year...im only posting this now! (didn't feel i should include the date, but i will now!)

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    Curious, so waiting.

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    I almost had sex with Bar Refaeli. But I didn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by abb93 View Post
    Curious, so waiting.
    SHould we start laying wagers on how he almost became a millionaire? I bet he was 1 number off of a lotto win

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    Won on horses? :P
    The nerve is called the "nerve of awareness". You cant dissect it. Its a current that runs up the center of your spine. I dont know if any of you have sat down, crossed your legs, smoked DMT, and watch what happens... but what happens to me is this big thing goes RRRRRRRRRAAAAAWWW! up my spine and flashes in my brain... well apparently thats whats going to happen if I do this stuff...

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    Quote Originally Posted by xskarma View Post
    SHould we start laying wagers on how he almost became a millionaire? I bet he was 1 number off of a lotto win
    I'm going with "found sack of money that was subsequently claimed by Anton Chigurh."

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    Quote Originally Posted by xskarma View Post
    SHould we start laying wagers on how he almost became a millionaire? I bet he was 1 number off of a lotto win
    I think I know what happened! He forgot to submit his ticket, and then he found out he had all the numbers correct =/

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    I'm betting on "Agreed to sleep with guy who claimed he was Hugh Hefner, but later turned out to be Dustin Diamond."

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    You tried to rob a bank? Is the picture going to be the police chasing you?

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    I was too! I just wasn't born into the right family...

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    posted the photo so mad right now~

    I won a decent amount - but the n.1 prize no one won so its jackpotted...i was 1 number off being the only winner

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    Was the winning number 3, or 16? I'm confused.

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    Yeah, that does indeed suck a bit... but what can you do? What would you have done with the money anyway? Look on the bright side, from what I've read and heard, many people have had their lives destroyed by winning the lottery

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    Quote Originally Posted by Friendlychap View Post
    posted the photo so mad right now~

    I won a decent amount - but the n.1 prize no one won so its jackpotted...i was 1 number off being the only winner
    That really sucks. I'd almost take banging Screech over that in retrospect.

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    I was going to marry Charlize Theron but she couldn't hear my proposal on the other side of the computer monitor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irollmyface View Post
    Was the winning number 3, or 16? I'm confused.
    Im gessing he needed 39 that will fill out game 10

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    Quote Originally Posted by ptwonline View Post
    I was going to marry Charlize Theron but she couldn't hear my proposal on the other side of the computer monitor.
    Did you ask in afrikaans?

    OP that sucks, it really does.
    The nerve is called the "nerve of awareness". You cant dissect it. Its a current that runs up the center of your spine. I dont know if any of you have sat down, crossed your legs, smoked DMT, and watch what happens... but what happens to me is this big thing goes RRRRRRRRRAAAAAWWW! up my spine and flashes in my brain... well apparently thats whats going to happen if I do this stuff...

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    I want to know how much you did win.

    Then come rob you.

    JK.

    But really, I'll rob you.

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    Probably got some decent cheese for getting 6 though, right?

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