[fun]what do you do when you want a cold beer but have no bottle opener?

[Deleted]

mostly i use a wet towel to open my bottles


post your suggestions below

[Deleted]

I force it open with pure willpower!

[Deleted]

I use my belt.

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Drink from cans

[Deleted]

since im a smoker, i use my lighter.

But i can use anything, even a newspaper

[Vongimi]

I've used a wooden outdoor table on multiple occasions.

[Eorayn]

Throw it on the ground.


Nah, I just don’t open it. Drink some water instead.

[Deleted]

I open up beers always with my right hand's middle finger's ring.

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I used to use my mouth. Watched some movie where some guy fukd up his mouth doing it so now I use my bottle opener.

I only buy bottles when I know im gonna have a bottle opener

[jahasafrat]

If I have no bottle opener and no lighter, I'll put the bottom of the bottle cap on the edge of something like a desk or table that I don't mind scratching (or a concrete step if I'm outside) then give it a firm whack and that usually works fairly well.

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I worry, because I have a bottle opener on my key ring and if my bottle opener is missing then most likely so are my keys!

[Pony Soldier]

I just open that shit up with my bare hands.

[koodledrum]

edge of a table & open it up like that, where there is a will, there's a way!

[Scitzofrenic]

I reach out with my feelings and use the Force.

[Pope]

I use my ring (steel). Looks kinda cool if you do it with a ring.

[Deleted]

I use my teeth. Done correctly, and it open without any problems, no broken glass and no hurten teeth.

[pimpeddakota]

remind your girl of her duty...

[Deleted]

I use the top of the radiator

[xskarma]

I can do it with even the slightest, semi-hard ridge or ledge. My old phone had just such a ledge and worked fine for it for instance. Keys work too, if you have a decent one.

Grossest way was a guy I saw open a bottle with his eye socket, though there was a slight discussion that night if he had rigged the bottle. He wouldn't repeat the trick, so we half suspected he did.

[Fitzbert]

Have resorted to using a key before, slowly using it to pry up the edges of the cap. That took a bit longer than I'd have liked. xD Always carry a bottle opener now.