View Poll Results: Who wins!

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  • Mario

    113 53.05%
  • Magikarp

    100 46.95%
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  1. #41
    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow-cleave View Post
    Magikarp + Focus Sash + Flail = Instant Death
    Where would a Magikarp find a Focus Sash? It would need a trainer for that.

  2. #42
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    Is it just me or is this thread completely derailed into how Laurcus' writing comes across?

    OT; Mario can jump two stories. An older Magikarp can jump a mountain, average Magikarp weighs 10kg. The height of a mountain means Magikarp would reach terminal velocity when falling. Lands on Mario, Mario turns into a puddle of goo and crushed bones.

    MAGIKARP WINS.

  3. #43
    Quote Originally Posted by terrorsolda View Post
    Where would a Magikarp find a Focus Sash? It would need a trainer for that.
    wild pokemon steals money from trainer if they lose XD
    http://oce.op.gg/summoner/userName=dw+soul+roc in oceanic now Lol

    5172-1206-0622 pokemon FC Lets Battle!!

  4. #44
    Quote Originally Posted by Strifus View Post
    Is it just me or is this thread completely derailed into how Laurcus' writing comes across?
    It totally has, which is why I'm gonna stop posting in it for now, I've already said my piece anyway.

  5. #45
    Quote Originally Posted by Strifus View Post
    Is it just me or is this thread completely derailed into how Laurcus' writing comes across?

    OT; Mario can jump two stories. An older Magikarp can jump a mountain, average Magikarp weighs 10kg. The height of a mountain means Magikarp would reach terminal velocity when falling. Lands on Mario, Mario turns into a puddle of goo and crushed bones.

    MAGIKARP WINS.

    wrong in the donkey kong game (game boy version) mario had an ability called Handstand which protects him from any objects falling on him from above he also has yoshi xD yoshi was pratically able to eat any enemy in the game and shit em out into lil eggs except for bosses i mean if magikarp would be deemed uneatable then all mario would have to do is get himself either a black/white yoshi an that would answer that question also why hasnt anyone mentioned the Star power up when mario took that he was invincible u would get like 10secs of one shotting everything in ur path lol

  6. #46
    Quote Originally Posted by Laurcus View Post
    I'm pretty sure I could kill a Magikarp. Not me in a video game, not one of my D&D characters, me. I'm about 99.99% sure I could not kill Mario. Magikarp isn't a contestant I take seriously, and the number of votes he gets makes me care about the voting in this contest even less than I already did.
    You where never popular in high school. It's a popularity contest. While some actually get debated, most if it is just for fun. I don't get why you were even serious to begin with....

  7. #47
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    I love Pokemon, but Magikarp is fucking stupid.
    Men!

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    I picked Biden because he may throw Obama into the Death Star's reactor core, restoring balance to the Force.

    Now having a ball on SWTOR!

  8. #48
    So much butthurt.


  9. #49
    I remember always dying to the fish when I played Mario and Magikarp is a fish so Magikarp wins.

  10. #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by Markluzz View Post
    I remember always dying to the fish when I played Mario and Magikarp is a fish so Magikarp wins.
    SEE! someone gets what I'm saying!

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    Cheep Cheep eats Magikarp for breakfast, and Magikarp isn't even edible.

  12. #52
    Quote Originally Posted by Ms Andry View Post
    SEE! someone gets what I'm saying!
    I have an ongoing vendetta against Cheep Cheep because of Super Mario Sunshine. Red coin levels underwater while being chased by them was just so bloody annoying.



  13. #53
    Mario can jump high sure, but can he leap over mountains? I don't think so.

    Magikarp is the only challenger who has a chance against Dr. Manhatten and Goku, and I would much rather have Magikarp be the victor than those two.
    Last edited by wariofan1; 2012-06-30 at 08:40 AM.

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    Wellll, bye bye Mario, you're a fun character and all, but in the "underpowered but F'ing awesome characters" list, Magikarp wins for awesomeness =3
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  15. #55
    We didn't choose Pokemon based on their forms, we picked them based on what they evolved into....

    What? MAGIKARP is evolving!..... Congratulations! Your MAGIKARP evolved into GYRADOS!

    What? MARIO is evolving!..... Congratulations! Your MARIO evolved into WARIO!............. What what?! Meh...... that sucks. (Power off and on!)

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  17. #57
    Quote Originally Posted by Kelticfox View Post
    What? MAGIKARP is evolving!..... Congratulations! Your MAGIKARP evolved into GYRADOS!
    Gyarados is worse than Magikarp. It gains a double weakness to electric and can't be caught at max level.

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    Bump for more Magikarps.
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    Because what they are atm are plait tugging, sniffing, glaring, prissy, clothes obsessed bitches who I would quite cheerfully drown.
    I often post from my mobile device, typos in my posts are 99% likely to be because of that.
    All I would ever want and need is a hug.

  19. #59
    O.o oh wow mario making a comeback!!!!

  20. #60
    Quote Originally Posted by Mionelol View Post
    I'll repeat it once again. Magikarp is the only one who can save us from Goku.
    Exactly thats why we can't let Mario make a comeback, Mario wouldn't beat Goku, Magikarp can he is the salvation

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