My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Part 8: Mmmcake

[Freyera]

Also, gentlemen a moment of TMI for you (jsut to let you know that it's still me!)

So my son wasn't very good at actually drinking from my boobs when he was born (he was tiny and my tits are huge!), so now I rent a pump and pump instead. This is actually pretty nice as it means anyone can feed him, and I can pump when I have time. However, if I sleep too long, trouble starts. At one point I had passed out and Ollie started to cry. While I didn't wake up right away, my breasts did (the sound of crying actually activates them) - and suddenly I wake up in a puddle of breastmilk. So I'm ripping off my clothing because I'm soaked, and my breasts are just spraying milk everywhere. I get a moment to grab my son and try and stick him in the way of the flow, but he freaks and rears back and gets it right in the face. So now he's soaked and screaming, and I'm soaked and have to grab a towel to sop up the mess. I sitll got 10 ounces, even though I probably lost 2 or 3 from all this nonsense. Boobs, guys. boobs. It's just fucked up when they do what they're designed to. lol!

I'm trying to find a relevant reaction picture... this could take a while...

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I think this'll cover my initial reaction:

[isi]

I'm trying to find a relevant reaction picture... this could take a while...

i got one:

[Sausage Zeldas]

Also, gentlemen a moment of TMI for you (jsut to let you know that it's still me!)

So my son wasn't very good at actually drinking from my boobs when he was born (he was tiny and my tits are huge!), so now I rent a pump and pump instead. This is actually pretty nice as it means anyone can feed him, and I can pump when I have time. However, if I sleep too long, trouble starts. At one point I had passed out and Ollie started to cry. While I didn't wake up right away, my breasts did (the sound of crying actually activates them) - and suddenly I wake up in a puddle of breastmilk. So I'm ripping off my clothing because I'm soaked, and my breasts are just spraying milk everywhere. I get a moment to grab my son and try and stick him in the way of the flow, but he freaks and rears back and gets it right in the face. So now he's soaked and screaming, and I'm soaked and have to grab a towel to sop up the mess. I sitll got 10 ounces, even though I probably lost 2 or 3 from all this nonsense. Boobs, guys. boobs. It's just fucked up when they do what they're designed to. lol!

I laughed. And hi Dembai!

[isi]

Nope! *cracks whip* My whip now!

*pokes Anders* my. whip.

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time to confuse the thread!

[Dembai]

Hey, what's wrong with that?

Also, I agree with Frey. You are in that lovely position where you get to be selfish, and they have to understand that. Of all people, they shouldn't care if you "want a nap" because, having kids themselves (your father at least), they ought to know how it goes.

Oh nothing is wrong with that, it's just a matter of "okay, you said I could come to grandma's to relax...but there's no one willing (misfit Aunt/father) or capable (clumsy aunt/drunk aunt/senile grandmother) to take care of my kid - and now I'm stuck here for several hours forced into small talk, while I would just rather be at home, possibly sneaking a nap in there, if my anxiety will let me."

And when I say Clumsy, I mean it. My one aunt has managed to break almost every bone in her body doing things like walking off an unfinished second story building because she thought that it would be wasteful to turn on a light at teh construction site. Oh and she was there after hours when she wasn't supposed to be. Why? She was just enjoying the good hard work of it all and didn't want to stop for the night when everyone else went home. She's also caused more car accidents than anyone else I know, and I know RACE CAR DRIVERS.

She's infamous for only looking one way when she wants to cross at a stop sign when she doesn't have right of way. Or looking ahead several blocks at the green light ahead and pulling out into traffic.

She had Ollie in her arms for alll of 5 minutes and managed to almost drop him twice. I'm just...she's fun...and my favorite aunt on that side - but good GOD, how she's still alive is beyond me.

[Freyera]

*pokes Anders* my. whip.

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time to confuse the thread!

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This picture is also relevant for my next reaction to Dembai's last post.

[Dembai]

50CCs of comfort for Demmi STAT!

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<3 tenpoinesomg

[isi]

This picture is also relevant for my next reaction to Dembai's last post.

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[Dembai]

i got one:

::evil laugh::

It's better than being preggers, let me tell you!

[Freyera]

Oh nothing is wrong with that, it's just a matter of "okay, you said I could come to grandma's to relax...but there's no one willing (misfit Aunt/father) or capable (clumsy aunt/drunk aunt/senile grandmother) to take care of my kid - and now I'm stuck here for several hours forced into small talk, while I would just rather be at home, possibly sneaking a nap in there, if my anxiety will let me."

And when I say Clumsy, I mean it. My one aunt has managed to break almost every bone in her body doing things like walking off an unfinished second story building because she thought that it would be wasteful to turn on a light at teh construction site. Oh and she was there after hours when she wasn't supposed to be. Why? She was just enjoying the good hard work of it all and didn't want to stop for the night when everyone else went home. She's also caused more car accidents than anyone else I know, and I know RACE CAR DRIVERS.

She's infamous for only looking one way when she wants to cross at a stop sign when she doesn't have right of way. Or looking ahead several blocks at the green light ahead and pulling out into traffic.

She had Ollie in her arms for alll of 5 minutes and managed to almost drop him twice. I'm just...she's fun...and my favorite aunt on that side - but good GOD, how she's still alive is beyond me.

That sounds like it could be something beyond clumsy o_o

And for that matter (Because I do keep up with OSHA Regulations), why was there an unprotected fall hazard from a 2 story ledge? That shit needs handrails, 2 of them, one at 23 inches, the other at 46.

[Sausage Zeldas]

time to confuse the thread!

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Saved quite hard.

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Also saved.

[Dembai]

*pokes Anders* my. whip.

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time to confuse the thread!

lol, that's totally like holding a newborn. They can't hold their head up, so it will flop really hard...and that's sort of what you always imagine will happen.

[Freyera]

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[Dembai]

That sounds like it could be something beyond clumsy o_o

And for that matter (Because I do keep up with OSHA Regulations), why was there an unprotected fall hazard from a 2 story ledge? That shit needs handrails, 2 of them, one at 23 inches, the other at 46.

It's in Canada, and was for Habitat for Humanity. But in this case it was an unfinished stairwell. It should have had a guardrail, but didn't - but really my concern was that the foreman who was wrangling the volunteers didn't double check to make sure that the place was properly emptied of people like my aunt who are just too good natured to stop "doing good for others" when it came to quitting time.

[Drafo]

lol, that's totally like holding a newborn. They can't hold their head up, so it will flop really hard...and that's sort of what you always imagine will happen.

oh i dont want to imagine that D:

[Freyera]

It's in Canada, and was for Habitat for Humanity. But in this case it was an unfinished stairwell. It should have had a guardrail, but didn't - but really my concern was that the foreman who was wrangling the volunteers didn't double check to make sure that the place was properly emptied of people like my aunt who are just too good natured to stop "doing good for others" when it came to quitting time.

Silly Canadians!

But yea, the Foreman definitely should have made sure his crew went home before he himself did.

[Deleted]

Snip.

Ohmisgosh it's a Dembai! Hiiii! o/

And I thought myself clumsy.


Ok so, morning y'all and how're you this morning/evening/whatever.

[Deleted]

It's in Canada, and was for Habitat for Humanity. But in this case it was an unfinished stairwell. It should have had a guardrail, but didn't - but really my concern was that the foreman who was wrangling the volunteers didn't double check to make sure that the place was properly emptied of people like my aunt who are just too good natured to stop "doing good for others" when it came to quitting time.

I don't know who you are but, hi! \o

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I don't know who you are but, hi! \o

:3

[Dembai]

oh i dont want to imagine that D:

Me neither. Just sometimes, even though he's much better at holding his head up, he still lifts it and then lets go to let it bounce off my chest...and it's like "Oh dude, you're going to give yourself brain damage!"