Good morning dear ponies. Today I get a new windows disc, a hammer and vodka, so chances are that my computer is going to get fixed in one way or the other.
Smoke weed everyday!
"I need cables to get on the internet? Why, I thought everything was wireless now a days. Are you sure it's not you who doesn't know how to work my computer?"
Some of the conversations that came out of technical support is just godlike. But I would never be able to hold my laughing back (Or temper in balance) if I worked at such a place...