My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Part 8: Mmmcake

[Deleted]

Much better!

Great!
I gotta get some water, BRB guys :3

[isi]

Hey no fair... owwwwwwwwwwww... stop hitting me with your balls...... stop.

... giggity

[Pendulous]

welp

maybe the other applicants are convicted felons.

Yeah, I'm not that lucky

It's my own fault guys!
I drank absinthe lit on fire :3
( :3-worthy yet? )

Well, ok then.

the question is always why were you fired, not how often... ... i think... ... probably... ... maybe...

Well, let's see. At Dairy Queen, I had to deal with owners who didn't know how to run a business. The family was lazy as fuck, and unfortunately I had to deal with her husband in the kitchen, who didn't speak English, dipped while at work, and took more smoke breaks than someone who had explosive diarrhea. Long story short (because I can write a fucking novel on it), she broke health codes, labor laws, and I got sick of doing my work plus "husband"'s, PLUS helping everyone else, and I got sick of it. Her brother (who I had just met a month before, and who never did anything ever, but all of a sudden started to take over even though her name was on everything and she ran the place) was running a store meeting (first one we had the year and a half I was there), and said something I didn't like. To which I said, "I'm not doing it", and he literally started screaming at me. After unsuccessful attempts to calm him down, I started yelling, and he told me to get out of "his" store. So I did, and if ever see that fucker again, he's gonna wish it never happened, because one thing you DO NOT do to me, outside of accusing me of things I didn't do, is yell at me. Especially when I didn't do anything wrong.

Wal-Mart was a little less dramatic. But I was still wronged, because I ran out of call-ins, and a manager told me I had x times left, and I didn't. The thing is, attendance is never, EVER an issue for me. I don't know why I got sick so much while working there.

And so I can't say all that in an application, nor can I really say much of that in an interview, so I'm sure it limits my chances.

[Temp name]

... giggity

There's Giggity everywhere!

[Deleted]

Well, ok then.

It wasn't that bad, but the glass i drank it from was metal, so i burned my lips pretty bad :3

[Vetali]

took more smoke breaks than someone who had explosive diarrhea.

Oh god I laughed hard.

The walmart thing, fuck... think about the people that go in that place. That place could get up and walk away as one big giant bacteria cell.

[LenisCaedo]

Well damn...that was a horrible match of smite >< been awhile since Ive been this embarrassed online...

[Zanon]

There's Giggity everywhere!

Stop bricking me, my body hurts, even my wings.

[Temp name]

Stop bricking me, my body hurts, even my wings.

Must.. Resist.. Giggity!

[isi]

Stop bricking me, my body hurts, even my wings.

*cracks whip* stop whining!

[Flutterguy]

* attacks Isi's totems

[Zanon]

*cracks whip* stop whining!

Im not whining , im complaining. do you wanna hear me whine? best start whipping or ill start whining.

[Temp name]

Im not whining , im complaining. do you wanna hear me whine? best start whipping or ill start whining.

No whining or I'll throw more bricks in your face!

[Nox Drachen]

[Deleted]

Need music suggestions!

[isi]

* attacks Isi's totems

awww look at that... he's in his totem attacking phase... how cute...

Im not whining , im complaining. do you wanna hear me whine? best start whipping or ill start whining.

*cracks whip* get back to work you lazy filly!

Need music suggestions!

what type of music? metal or metal?

[Deleted]

what type of music? metal or metal?

Any genre.

[Vetali]

Need music suggestions!

vidya gaem music

[Pendulous]

Any genre.

I'm not falling for that trap.

[Temp name]

Any genre.

http://www.youtube.com/user/ObsidiaMedia
For wubstep.