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    Is herpes a cure for atheism?

    I don't mean to offend anyone but is it? :P

    So I know this guy, (hes my uncle) and he recently got herpes (he's gay) and now thats got him reading the Bible...

    Of course I wont be going around giving people my uncle's herpes or whatever but im just curious if this has happened before?

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    No, it's not a cure for atheism.
    Grand Crusader Belloc <-- 6608 Endless Tank Proving Grounds score! (
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    What... am I reading?

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    i laughed so hard when i read this....i just don't know what else to say

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    Atheism is a disease? I had to laugh pretty hard there.

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    Stupid question of the year award 2012 goes to...

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    This will be closed in about 37 seconds.

    But no, it's not. STIs are more common in highly religious states, but I'm pretty sure this isn't a result of conversions...

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    No, herpes is a cure for idiots not using protection.

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    ummm ok.. so i dont believe in anything... if i get herpes is it going 2 make me read the bible no...
    "Prepare for the unknown by studying how others in the past have coped with the unforeseeable and the unpredictable."
    "If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking."

    General George S Patton

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    A 'cure' for something requires it to be a 'disease'. Are you saying that Atheism is a disease?

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    High Overlord Nerokyn's Avatar
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    loling so hard.
    Atheism isn't a disease, and why you would consider an actual disease a cure to an opinion is beyond me.

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    If atheism is a disease, I don't want to be cured.

    Especially not by herpes.

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    Stood in the Fire Rairu's Avatar
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    You should go ask this on reddit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hothgor View Post
    A 'cure' for something requires it to be a 'disease'. Are you saying that Atheism is a disease?
    A disease that will land you into the hands of SATAN and then into eternal torment and agony and suffering in HELL.

    Why do you ask? I thought everyone knew Atheism is a disease.

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    Warchief Serj Tankian's Avatar
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    No, it's not.

    But reading the Bible is the quickest way to atheism.

    Also this is going to get locked since it will turn into a religion bashing thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rayoshi View Post
    You should go ask this on reddit
    Is that a Christian site?

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    I seriously doubt anything is a foolproof cure for atheism. They are a stubborn lot.

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    If everyone was buddhist, the world would be a better place. Yep, come at me bro!

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    Atheism is a terminal condition.

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    This is obviously a troll post. Religious talk on the internet is bound for arguments.

    Mods please lock this.

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