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    A Poop Quest Compendium!

    I made this thread on the official wow forums, then it got locked for it getting "necrod" later in the year. I did get the OK to repost on the wow forums; however, I'd like to make a copy of that original thread here. I'd just like to keep this list going for players who would appreciate this sort of compendium...I'll only be adding to this thread if players submit new quests that they have discovered, or to respond to players who have a question regarding poop quests.

    I have decided to start a list of all the poop quests available in game, from Eastern Kingdoms to Northrend to Pandaria. I need your help in order to make my list complete.

    Why poop quests, you ask? Because they're fun!

    Poop crosses all sociocultural barriers, including race, age, religion and gender. Everyone poops--it's a fact of life. While admittedly not everyone finds poop to be inherently funny, poop affects all of our lives in a profound way.

    Besides, what's wrong with a little toilet humor?

    The list of poop quests that I am aware are in game are listed below. Please feel free to let me know which quests I am missing, and for what faction(s) the quest is available.

    Azsharite Experiment Number One (http://www.wowhead.com/quest=14385); Azsharite turns out to be something else entirely...[credit goes to Adramalech for finding this quest]

    Bravo Company Field Kit: Camouflage (http://www.wowhead.com/quest=26636); collecting fox poop and leaves in order to create camouflage kits for the Alliance offensive in Redridge Mountains.

    Befriending Giants (http://www.wowhead.com/quest=14377); you discover the true nature of azsharite.

    Going, Going, Guano! (http://www.wowhead.com/quest=26901); collecting Kraul guano from the bats inside Razorfen Kraul.

    Shizz Work (http://www.wowhead.com/quest=10629); Hellfire Peninsula quest involving a fel hound, boars, and digging through some poop to find a key.

    A Rare Bean (http://www.wowhead.com/quest=9800); collecting poop for the Earthen Ring in Nagrand.

    Funky Fungi (http://www.wowhead.com/quest=13204); a rather sneaky poop quest--you find out later that the fungi you've been carrying around is actually Savage Beast poop.

    Scare the Guano Out of Them! (http://www.wowhead.com/quest=11154); drop firecrackers underneath the bats hidden in the trees in Howling Fjord so that you may collect their guano.

    A Question of Gluttony (http://www.wowhead.com/quest=9702) which has you collecting the Bog Lords' "Discarded Nutriment." [credit goes to Belmyra-Gnomeregan for finding this quest]

    Lupus Pupus (http://www.wowhead.com/quest=11728); Iggy "Tailspin" Cogtoggle sends you into the Scalding Pools to collect microfilm ingested by local wolves the old-fashioned way.

    Doing Your Duty (http://www.wowhead.com/quest=12227); (my personal favorite) what happens when eating an innocent-looking bunch of berries goes so very, very wrong.

    Mists of Pandaria:

    Pooped (http://mop.wowhead.com/quest=31704) [daily quest]; collect 6 pieces of tiny poop.

    Gourmet Kafa (http://mop.wowhead.com/quest=30743) [credit goes to Nalin-Nesingwary for finding this quest], placing flags in goat poop for an npc so he can go back and collect the beans, as an homage to the practice of making Kopi Luwak, the world's most expensive coffee.

    Materia Medica (http://mop.wowhead.com/quest=30081/materia-medica)[credit goes to lodiosa for finding this quest]; helping to relieve some constipated Pandaren by creating a powerful laxative.


    Happy questing!
    Last edited by Celista; 2012-11-14 at 12:23 AM.

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    jesus didn't think blizz had such a poop fetish lol

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    once in a while bob <lead poop quest designer> comes to visit blizz hq to work one of his favorite quests, here is a list of em
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    Crabs have been removed from the game... because if I see another one I’m just going to totally lose it. *sobbing* I’m sorry, I just can’t right now... I just... OK just give me a minute, I’ll be OK..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tya View Post
    As a warlock, allow me to be the first to say that I get tremendous amounts of joy from watching fear pathing take you to Africa.
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    Twinking is like going back to school when you are 30, just to be smarter than the other kids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adramalech View Post
    Someone mentioned a possible poop quest in Azshara and I wasn't able to find it. Thank you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celista View Post
    Someone mentioned a possible poop quest in Azshara and I wasn't able to find it. Thank you
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    If I happen to remember anything else I'll be sure to pop back here and inform you if no one else does.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tya View Post
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    Apparently blizzard gets a kick out of imagining our characters digging our hands though large piles of feces

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celista View Post
    Someone mentioned a possible poop quest in Azshara and I wasn't able to find it. Thank you
    I think that quest chain is long gone. I don't remember if it was part of the "I am Demon" chain from Blasted Lands or the chain for the succy in LBRS but it was funny. Some of it was crystalized in the shapes of the people that the giants had eaten.

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    In a quest called Materia Medica in Krasarang Wilds, there is a village of sad pandaren and a hozen thinks they are all sad because they are constipated. So he haves you gather materials so he can make a laxative and he gives the laxative to a pandaren.

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    The amount of poop related quests is funny and disturbing at the same time lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celista View Post
    Lupus Pupus (http://www.wowhead.com/quest=11728); Iggy "Tailspin" Cogtoggle sends you into the Scalding Pools to collect microfilm ingested by local wolves the old-fashioned way.
    When I did this foul quest I made sure to have the worg squat over a gnome corpse, ya know, to balance out the universe...

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    This was amusing.

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    Another expansion, another chance for Blizzard to think up new ways to have my character dig through poo.
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    *Sees dog in avatar, understands why you like poop quests*

    Seriously though, thanks for this I always like to make fun of Blizzard while questing with friends and finding that same poop quest we did last time we played alts, or when we stumble upon a new one and laugh about yet another.

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    This is amazing

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    They locked it because little 8 year olds read that thread so they had to casualize the forum as well.

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    I remember the Azshara part of the quest chain well. You had to free NPCs from lumps of Azsharite. The quest chain overall was really epic, sprawled over several zones and nobody felt compelled to do it to get an item they could use in raids. Entirely optional and a fair chunk of it could be done on your own.

    In fact I still have the dagger from the chain, because I kept meaning to finish it off someday. Bit late now. :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by lodiosa View Post
    In a quest called Materia Medica in Krasarang Wilds, there is a village of sad pandaren and a hozen thinks they are all sad because they are constipated. So he haves you gather materials so he can make a laxative and he gives the laxative to a pandaren.
    Added, thank you

    *Sees dog in avatar, understands why you like poop quests*

    Seriously though, thanks for this I always like to make fun of Blizzard while questing with friends and finding that same poop quest we did last time we played alts, or when we stumble upon a new one and laugh about yet another.
    Funnily enough, we're getting a new puppy on Saturday (a golden retriever this time) and I was ordering a new poop scoop and some other puppy-related supplies when I saw this thread was bumped. I'm taking it as a sign that there is going to be a lot of poop in my immediate future...luckily puppy poop is cute poop...for the first few weeks, anyway...
    Last edited by Celista; 2012-09-05 at 07:19 PM.

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