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    Sports phrases that sound really bad out of context

    Watching Olympic swimming right now and heard the line "greatest breast stroker in history".

    Just makes me think of how some sayings in sports are really funny out of context, being an avid basketball fan I hear lots about penetration and ball handling.

    Thought it would be fun for people to share some lines they hear during sports that taken out of context mean something vastly different and hilarious

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    Merely a Setback Adam Jensen's Avatar
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    I dunno, "greatest breast stroker in history" pretty much wins the thread.
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    I suppose "turning a tight end into a wide receiver" can sound pretty horrible when taken out of the context of American Football.

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    "He. Could. Go. All. The. Way...."

    ...to the store. What did you think I was gonna say?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hedleyazg View Post
    I'm a fan of the snatch and the clean and jerk

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    The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.

    Talking about a running back in football of course trying to break through the defensive line.

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