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  1. 2012-08-27, 05:27 PM #1
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    The game can be considered to have two classes:

    1. Warrior

    2. Mage

    Death Knight: Evil Warrior
    Paladin: Holy Warrior
    Warlock: Evil Mage
    Priest: Holy Mage
    Rogue: Hippy Warrior
    Hunter: Ranged Rogue
    Druid: Hippy Rogue
    Shaman: Hippy Druid
    Monk: Hippy Shaman
    Last edited by mmoc4d6ae87215; 2012-08-27 at 05:27 PM.
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  2. 2012-08-27, 06:05 PM #2
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    Usually I have more than just one word to say, but I think this time it's appropriate to simply ask: What?
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  3. 2012-08-27, 06:59 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    So, if a rogue is a hippy warrior, a druid is a hippy rogue, a shaman is a hippy druid, and monk is a hippy shaman...

    Does that mean a monk is a hippy hippy hippy hippy warrior?
    Yep. It's a lot of hippy in that warrior.
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  4. 2012-08-27, 07:04 PM #4
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    lol someone was bored today? Fair enough, I'll just go play my normal mage.
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    but druids are already hippies...

    and explain how a rogue is "basically a hippy warrior"...
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    You basically mean range/melee then? o.O
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  7. 2012-08-28, 02:09 AM #7
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    They both are just warrior in a sence too, one is fighting with weapons and the other is fighting with spells.

    But they are both fighting, so that makes them both warrior. So classes in every games are just warriors in some way...
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    Quote Originally Posted by fateswarm View Post
    1. Warrior

    2. Mage

    Death Knight: Evil Warrior
    Paladin: Holy Warrior
    Warlock: Evil Mage
    Priest: Holy Mage
    Rogue: Hippy Warrior
    Hunter: Ranged Rogue
    Druid: Hippy Rogue
    Shaman: Hippy Druid
    Monk: Hippy Shaman
    So the game has two classes, mage and warrior. But it also has rogues, druids and shaman. I forgot what reality 1+1+1+1+1=2 made sense in.
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  9. 2012-08-28, 03:13 AM #9
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    Three classes, not 2. Warriors, Paladins, and Mages.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    So, if a rogue is a hippy warrior, a druid is a hippy rogue, a shaman is a hippy druid, and monk is a hippy shaman...

    Does that mean a monk is a hippy hippy hippy hippy warrior?
    sorry to go off-topic, but you made me think of the old George Carlin routine "hey, it's your hippy-dippy weatherman with all the hippy-dippy weather, man..."
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    This.. Is.. Just.. Absurd.
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  12. 2012-08-28, 05:09 AM #12
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    You always manage to make the most absurd threads.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adramalech View Post
    Usually I have more than just one word to say, but I think this time it's appropriate to simply ask: What?
    Together they all combine into a totally new class. The hippy hippy shake.
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  14. 2012-08-28, 05:13 AM #14
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    So my shadow is a holy mage... wtf?

    or is it an unholy... holy one? or evil holy?


    I think I'll go with "Not-so-Holy-Mage" xD
    Last edited by Drhomie; 2012-08-28 at 05:15 AM.
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  15. 2012-08-28, 05:15 AM #15
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    how is a hunter at all like a rogue? do you not play this game? obvee not.
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    how is a hunter at all like a rogue? do you not play this game? obvee not.
    This is a joke. Not a very good joke, nor a very elaborate joke, but a joke.
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  17. 2012-08-28, 05:18 AM #17
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    I'm imagining right now a BM Hunter...

    Fetch-this-stick Ranged Rogue
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  18. 2012-08-28, 05:19 AM #18
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    Well, think back to how many classes the original Dungeons and Dragons had.

    I don't know because I only started playing in 3.5, but even then, you were basically either a melee or a spellcaster.

    But remember, Ghostcrawler doesn't consider WoW to be within the traditional fantasy paradigm. Warriors/fighters as either slow, heavily armored juggernauts, or lightly armored, frenzied berserkers? Nah, all warriors are highly mobile, now matter how much weight they're carrying. Magic, see?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noxiye View Post
    This is a joke. Not a very good joke, nor a very elaborate joke, but a joke.
    Sorry, we don't tolerate jokes 'round 'ere
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  20. 2012-08-28, 05:20 AM #20
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    deathknight = battle necromancer

    paladin = battle mage with holy magic

    warlock= mage who uses fel magic

    priest= yeah holy mage I guess

    rogue= melee fighter who prefers subtlety and cheap tricks

    hunter= ranged fighter with small nature magic aspects

    druid= nature mage that has forms to enhance martial prowess

    shaman= spiritual mage who strictly uses the power of the elements rather than arcane

    monk= melee fighter who uses alcohol and spiritual meditation to enhance martial prowess

    warrior= pure melee fighter relying on raw strength and combat techniques.

    This would be a better description of classes imo.
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