I don't like unicorns, but then again, horses scare me with their size and the whole "breathing loudly and noticeably enough that when you get close, you can just FEEL snot air touch your skin so you have to go wash your hands, and if it gets on more than just your hands, you're fucked because now you have to go take a shower and change your clothes, which can be hard to do if you're in public." Dogs do it too.
Apparently, I'm VERY good with a scalpel and a knife.
(don't infractinate me, I'm kidding D: [but I am good with a knife])
I agree Ely, horses > dogs, but both of them are awful, and you are much more likely to encounter dogs, so it's more of a pressing issue.
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They're like dogs though, they just follow you around and prance and follow you, and if you run, they run with you, and they think you're playing with them. Plus, you can be just about a mile away and still feel the air from their noses.
Cats are just so amazing though. Like, my previous cat, whenever I would be feeling upset or sick, she'd always come over to me and sit with me, even if her intent was to go back inside (I go and sit on the back porch when I'm upset or bored). Dogs will just lick my hair because it smells like strawberries and be disruptive and irritating if I'm tired, busy, or upset.
I like you. :3
I'm honestly so surprised this comment hasn't gotten you hit so hard with with Arlee's ban hammer you'd be nearing the Moon right about now.
And horses are not better than dogs. They're large, skittish, herbivore, poop machines. I don't like them and I never will.
But then when it comes down to it, if it eats meat, I will undoubtedly love it.
Back on topic. Role madness always makes for good times, but it seems to be tough to balance.
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