Please consider the following chat log. I'm interested to hear everyone's thoughts on this subject:
Ook-Ook: ME GONNA OOK YOU IN THE DOOKER!
Crawford: What's he saying?
Ook-Ook: OOK-OOK!
Crawford: What'd you just say, Ook-Ook?
Ook-Ook: GONNA OOK YOU. IN THE DOOKER.
Crawford: There were a couple of words in there I didn't understand. Can we work through this real quick?
Dungeon Finder Hunter: R U gonna pull boss?
Crawford: Hold your roll, Bro. We need to get to the bottom of this dooker ooking.
Ook-Ook: WHICH PART DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND. YOUR DOOKER IS GONNA GET OOKED, AND IT WILL BE ME DOING THE OOKING.
Crawford: What do you guys think? Is this monkey talking about what it sounds like he's talking about?
Dungeon Finder Tank: I think it's ambiguous.
Crawford: Kind of like when they use the ability "Fling Filth," it's ambiguous whether the filth they fling is actually their own feces?
Dungeon Finder Tank: Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell.
Dungeon Finder Mage: I'm twelve years old and what is this?
[Crawford has initiated a vote to kick Dungeon Finder Mage: Reason: Unhelpful. Not contributing.]
[The vote to kick Dungeon Finder Mage has passed]
[Dungeon Finder Mage has left the party]
[Dungeon Finder Rogue has joined the party]
Dungeon Finder Rogue: What's going on here?
Dungeon Finder Tank: We're figuring something out.
Crawford: If somebody said they were going to 'ook you in your dooker,' what would you think they were offering to do to you.
Dungeon Finder Rogue: #$%* me in my @$$.
Crawford: That's what it sounds like to me as well.
Dungeon Finder Tank: You guys are bringing your own predispositions into this, though. It's clearly just fun nonsense talk.
Crawford: Hey, Ook-Ook, say it again.
Ook-Ook: ME GONNA OOK YOU IN THE DOOKER!
Dungeon Finder Healer: I don't know. I think there was suggestive implication.
Dungeon Finder Tank: Only because you have a dirty mind.
Crawford: It's certainly not a very appealing offer. I would never agree to let that guy ook my dooker.
Dungeon Finder Healer: His name is Ook-Ook, and he ooks dookers. His name is also the thing he loves to do. I don't think a guy like that cares very much about whether the ooking is consensual or not.
Dungeon Finder Rogue: My goodness. This dungeon run just went to a really dark place.
Ook-Ook: LET'S GET THE OOKING PARTY STARTED. WE'RE GONNA OOK ALL NIGHT.
Dungeon Finder Tank: See, it's just nonsense talk.
Crawford: It doesn't sound like nonsense to me. It sounds like something very specific.
Dungeon Finder Hunter: im bord. gonna pull.
Ook-Ook: OOK-OOK!
Dungeon Finder Hunter: TNAK PICK UP MOB
Ook-Ook: LET'S GET OUR OOK ON!
[Dungeon Finder Hunter has died]
Crawford: That was unsettling to watch. That was like my worst nightmare about prison showers.
Dungeon Finder Tank: It looked to me like the hunter face-pulled and died.
Crawford: It wasn't his face that just got torn open. I can upload my fraps to YouTube so you can watch it in slow-motion and see what I just saw.
Dungeon Finder Hunter: OOK U GUYS!
[Dungeon Finder Hunter has left the party]
Crawford: How rude.