The Great WoW Haiku Thread

[Panzerlol]

We discussed this in my guild earlier, and I really enjoyed making a few.

Haikus (experts on haiku, bear with me here) consist of 3 lines of 5 syllables each.
The classic example is
Refridgerator -5
Refridgerator yo yo -7
Refridgerator -5

or
how are you doing
I'm doing great now shut up
let's go back to raids

(Just examples for the greater lulz, just to give you the idea.)

Here are mine:

Kill many a boss
Collect the maximum loot
Want more dps

When to pop CDs?
Not sure when we do bloodlust
Oops, there we had it.

"Hey, CR Panzer"
"Why do you die all the time?"
"I am tunnelling."

[smegdawg]

Warcraft Can Be Fun
But sometimes it is grindy
Dailies anyone?

[Shamypriest]

When I read the post
I hoped it was all haiku
You disappoint me

[vizzle]

Why's this Gen OT
Get the Wow out of here, fuck
God damn WoW players

[Seref]

Whispers blushing true
As the maiden did but bloom
Her heart captured through

[Tradewind]

LFD with tards
takes longer than it needs to
healer takes my gear

[Panzerlol]

Whispers blushing true
As the maiden did but bloom
Her heart captured through

Credz for even putting in a seasonal word.

Also, I was afraid it was too offtopic for the GD of WoW. /sorry

[Deleted]

There's an old one here with some great ones in: http://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/...W-Haiku-thread

I'm gonna be cheap and just copy/pasta the ones I made there. Will try think of some more though.

Doomhammer's old mace,
Held by Thrall to fight for Horde,
Gets no love or use

Fight with fang and claw,
Druid cat prowls in shadows,
Hairballs are a pain



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"Lor'themar, who's that?"
Mocking players sneer for years,
Next patch they'll shut up

Illidan is dead,
Maiev left feeling restless,
Goes batshit crazy

[Powerogue]

deathwing promised us
ponies for cataclysm
i am disappoint