How do I get this creeper girl AWAY FROM ME?

[Tumadre80]

@smelltheglove -- I am into politics and I'm an 18 year old college student, weird I know. Abortion stance can directly relate to today's politics especially with that rumor about Romney's advisors being against rape victim's getting abortion! thanks

[wynterlyn]

(I was sleeping, only met her once, at a friend’s party, and I drove her home because she was drunk.)

Female Creeper 1:14 am: hiiii

Female Creeper 1:15 am: hey hey

Female Creeper 1:17 am: haiii boi

Female Creeper 1:19 am: hello?

Female Creeper 1:21 am: aw why do u hate me? i miss u

Female Creeper 1:21 am: u must be sleeping. if you were awake i know u would text me cuz you love me

Female Creeper 1:23 am: just text me when u are awake, i will just be here waiting for your response lol

Female Creeper 2:17 am: just want to let you know i’m thinking of u

Female Creeper 2:56 am: come one ben, just say something to me

Me 7:32 am: sorry I was sleeping. who is this?

Female Creeper 7:33 am: yayayayayayayayay! ur awake, i have been waiting for a text all night lol. it’s jenna from the party

Me 7:37 am: oh, hey. what’s up? (creeped out because I barely know her, but just wanted to be nice)

Female Creeper 7:37 am: not much, doing nothing but missing you lol

Me 7:39am: you barely know me. haha

Female Creeper 7.42 am: i know i dont know u very well, but this just feels so different. ever since we met i constantly think about u. the way your blue eyes sparkle in the moon. the touch of your soft skin when you helped me in the car. how nice u were to help me home. ur just so perfect for me. i hope im not being too forward, i just really like u. oh btw u smell nice too lol

Me 8:13 am: wow! thanks, i’m flattered. i hope i don’t sound rude or anything, but I just want to be honest and say i’m not interested. you seem really cool, and maybe we can be friends. but i don’t see you in that way. i’m sorry.

Female Creeper 8:14am: u are such a fucking ass. i honestly dont like you at all. and i take back what i said, u don’t even smell that good.

Me: (no response, creeped out but glad she is just going to leave me alone)

Female Creeper 3:31 pm: hey boi hey

And what makes you all think he isn't trolling you all here? He has only 2 posts on this account both being related to this thread.

Pretty sure this person who ever he is has a "main" account on these forums and his trolling on his newly created one which is pretty similar to all trolls in trade chat in WoW.

[Blueobelisk]

LOLed so hard when you said "who is this" LOLOL.

Oh man. Just...do whatever.

[Septik]

tell her your saving your virginity for marriage, offer to elope with her, and see what happens.

or go to the other extreme and tell her you are only into bald coprophiliacs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophiliac)

[golahgk2]

Female Creeper 8:00pm: are you going’s to the party tonight?

Me 8:05pm: Yeah

Female Creeper 12:02 am: you are so lame for leaving so early!

Me: (no response)

Female Creeper 2:01am: Do you still have a girlfriend? lol

Me 2:04 am: Yeah I do.

Female Creeper 3:24am: I’m outside your building


HELP - should i call the police on this WITCH?

[smelltheglove]

And what makes you all think he isn't trolling you all here? He has only 2 posts on this account both being related to this thread.

Pretty sure this person who ever he is has a "main" account on these forums and his trolling on his newly created one which is pretty similar to all trolls in trade chat in WoW.

yeah, we all know it. but we were having fun anyway, lol

[Nalnik]

And what makes you all think he isn't trolling you all here? He has only 2 posts on this account both being related to this thread.

Pretty sure this person who ever he is has a "main" account on these forums and his trolling on his newly created one which is pretty similar to all trolls in trade chat in WoW.

If this is trolling, I wish all trolling was like this.

"Haha! I entertained you!"

[NatePsy]

Man up and face her, I'm sure you're much stronger physically so I don't foresee any problems happening there. So approach her face to face and have a serious talk, tell her you have no interest in her and that you do not wish to defile your relationship with your current girlfriend. If she doesn't understand that, then politely tell her that you two cannot be friends (Or acquaintance rather)

[golahgk2]

Why won't she take a hint?

Female Creeper 1/21 11:48PM: Thanks for likin my pic on FB

Female Creeper 1/21 11:48PM: It def made me smile

Me 1/21 11:52PM: no problem

Female Creeper 1/21 11:53PM: Where have u been? Ive missed u.. a lot.. like not kidding

Me 1/21 11:53PM: Been real busy at work

Female Creeper 1/21 11:53PM: Can we hang out… asap… please?

Me 1/21 11:54PM: Maybe

Female Creeper 1/21 11:54PM: Promise?

Me: (no Response)

Female Creeper 1/21 11:58PM: Ive honestly missed you.. like bad..

Me: (no Response)

Female Creeper 1/22 12:09AM: Please don’t quit talking to me again..

Me: (no Response)

Female Creeper 1/22 11:28AM: I definitely thought you texting me back last night was a dream… HAHA

Me: (no Response)

[Shocktroop]

well, i was going to say maybe she's just still drunk...but the one at 3:31 pm the next day kinda ruins that theory.

The way I see it, you have two options:
1. Block her number and hope you don't run into her in person again.
2. Fuck her, then do number 1.

Good Luck!

2 is a very bad idea when dealing with a unstable person.

[Gilian]

Maybe she was drunk again?

[Xzan]

well, i was going to say maybe she's just still drunk...but the one at 3:31 pm the next day kinda ruins that theory.

The way I see it, you have two options:
1. Block her number and hope you don't run into her in person again.
2. Fuck her, then do number 1.

Good Luck!

Pretty much this.
If she looks ok, it's a free pussy you don't want to pass on

edit: I don't know about your experience, but when dealing with unstable persons like this one, make sure she DOESN'T have a way of finding out where do you live and work. Shit's gonna get real pretty fast if you're not careful

[wynterlyn]

WoW you people are really sad if you find this in any form entertaining.

[Deleted]

Is all I can think of right now.

[golahgk2]

thats it. im getting a restraining order on her and blocking her number from my phone

Female Creeper 10:12pm: (Missed call)

Female Creeper 10:24pm: I’m staying over. Okay!

Female Creeper 10:25pm: I’m staying over. Okay!

Female Creeper 10:29pm: Are you able to answer?.

Female Creeper 10:34pm: (Missed call)

Female Creeper 10:40pm: (Missed call)

Female Creeper 10:48pm: (Missed call)

Female Creeper 10:54pm: (Missed call)

Female Creeper 11:00pm: (Missed call)

Female Creeper 11:05pm: (Missed call)

Female Creeper 11:05pm: What did I do?

Female Creeper 11:07pm: I at least get to know that.

Female Creeper 11:14pm: (Missed call)

Female Creeper 11:15pm: This is weird. Whath’s going on?

Female Creeper 11:26pm: (Missed call)

Female Creeper 11:28pm: I deserve an answer.

Female Creeper 11:32pm: (Missed call)

Female Creeper 11:36pm: Will you let me talk to you?

Female Creeper 11:42pm: (Missed call)

Female Creeper 11:42pm: Explanation please.

Female Creeper 11:45pm: If I come back over are you going to threaten the cops again?

Female Creeper 11:48pm: (Missed call)

Female Creeper 11:49pm: I’m coming over.

Female Creeper 11:55pm: Answer. It’s cold

Me 11:57pm: You’re insane, stop

Female Creeper 12:00am: Will you at least tell me why i’m insane?

Female Creeper 12:33am: I really thought you were awesome, but what?

Female Creeper 12:38am: For future reference, what did i do wrong? What makes me insane?

Female Creeper 12:42am: Missed call

Female Creeper 12:49am: I’m bummed, bc i was really starting to like you.

Female Creeper 12:57am: Missed call

(5 voicemails)

(At some point she convinced my roommate to let her into the house…this is the point where I threatened to call the police)

[Logonov]

buddy of mine from work did this one.


"Did it hurt.........when you fell off the ugly tree?"

[fizzbob]

On a side note, let me say without any moral overtones that married sex is the best. TV got it wrong.

yeah if she's married and you're not

[GotYoShoes]

"GO AWAY" always works for me.

[Deleted]

even if this is a troll THIS is what trolling is meant to be. Funny.

So many fail trolls theses days but you sir are one in a million ^_^

on the chance this is legit be very careful with any interaction. and for the love of christ steer clear of her facebook page! That being said on surefire way to get rid of her if you are really single would be to date her for a couple of weeks. Girls like that are all about the chase. Once the fantasy gives way to reality shell drop you and go find her next stalking victem.

[Deleted]

Telephones need an /ignore function.

Well, perhaps. But isn't it possible to at least mute all sounds from calls and texts from a certain phone number?
Just let her waste her phone bill.