Yeah, I got that. But in your first post you said "I ordered her a chinese". Maybe I am just hit in the head, but my first thought was you actually bought a chinese guy to have sex with her instead of you.
You don't have to imagine it. My best female friend talks to me about that all the time.I can imagine her talking to her gf's like....
You know it's all sweet, he wants to make me feel special. But god damn it. Everytime I have to tell him to come to an end. Doesn't he know?
He'd probably go on forever if I didn't say anything.
Naww man, do it more gentleman style. Short look on the clock before and after, calculate a bit and GG
Sounds just about right. Sometimes it can take longer of course (Maybe you had some fun with yourself beforehand?), but generally that timeframe suits quite well.
Also, miracles when 1 time out of 100 you can just go over again right after! It's hilarious, and you'll keep thinking what caused it, and try to do the same next time, but failing.
shit, just 2 more minutes!
I joke
I remember when i was 15 my current gf climbed on top of me naked and i had a "Jim" moment from american pie... quite funny when i look back at it haha
I think my average time is around 30 minutes, and usually doesn't include the 10-15 minutes of just foreplay and teasing. I think I could talk from experience that anything less than 10 is a big disappointment to me and 5 is a flat up joke. Then again I am gay and not doing 'traditional sex', and back when I had my first mate who was a female, sex generally lasted in the 1-3 hour range since I was far more interested in her pleasure than my own, I still consider one of my crowning achievements to be causing her to have 14 orgasms over the length of watching the first movie in the Lord of the Rings series... and then sent her home and went to the shower to finish myself off.
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Ten minutes sounds about right. It's the foreplay that takes time..., and the afterplay if she's still 'in need'
Indeed. Seeing as how a man is perfectly capable of satisfying a woman using tongue and fingers, size is overrated.
Not to mention certain 'logistical' issues come into the equation - Some women like it when a man bumps against their cervix during sex, but a lot of women just find it painful and uncomfortable.
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People always think the average is a lot higher. Blame porn.
I agree size is important, but not as important as some believe. Even with a 3" penis you could still satisfy a women plenty, as long as you play it right. Plenty of foreplay to get her in the mood and near orgasm before you even start. It is the same thing with boobs though.
Bigger Boobs ≠ Better Boobs. Bigger Penis ≠ Better Penis. I've actually heard of a few women who get hurt from a penis that is to big, a drunk stumbling man with a big dick ramming it in without foreplay? Sounds painful! It is what you do with it that matters, but it does help to actually have something to use.
I keep misreading "Best" as "Beast" in the title....
Agreed. I'll admit there have been times where I wish my girlfriend would surprise me with some new moves I saw in a porno, only to remember how highly edited and polished it was. Most men have at some point desired to try Anal with their girlfriend or Deep-throat. Ask most men who have tried it, and it probably ended badly, painfully and messy.
Porn is not sex.