"Best sex lasts for between seven and thirteen minutes"

[Wildtree]

What's a sex expert?

Ron Jeremy, Jenna Jameson

oh wait. you probably meant psychologists..

[StayTuned]

Haha, always say just chinese. "Having a chinese." "Having an indian."

Yeah, I got that. But in your first post you said "I ordered her a chinese". Maybe I am just hit in the head, but my first thought was you actually bought a chinese guy to have sex with her instead of you.

I can imagine her talking to her gf's like....
You know it's all sweet, he wants to make me feel special. But god damn it. Everytime I have to tell him to come to an end. Doesn't he know?
He'd probably go on forever if I didn't say anything.

You don't have to imagine it. My best female friend talks to me about that all the time.

Must have been a tad weird.

"Honey, come to bed and ravage me like you've never done before!"
"Sure thing babe, just going to set the timer on my phone!"

Naww man, do it more gentleman style. Short look on the clock before and after, calculate a bit and GG

[Cuppy]

Sounds just about right. Sometimes it can take longer of course (Maybe you had some fun with yourself beforehand?), but generally that timeframe suits quite well.
Also, miracles when 1 time out of 100 you can just go over again right after! It's hilarious, and you'll keep thinking what caused it, and try to do the same next time, but failing.

[Hyve]

Also, miracles when 1 time out of 100 you can just go over again right after! It's hilarious, and you'll keep thinking what caused it, and try to do the same next time, but failing.

Every man has been there, and wondered. It is frustrating at the same time, when your partner is finished and tired, and you're ready for round 2!

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shit, just 2 more minutes!

I joke

[Purlina]

Every man has been there, and wondered. It is frustrating at the same time, when your partner is finished and tired, and you're ready for round 2!

Raid is half way over, take a 5 min Bio break!

[Toccs]

I remember when i was 15 my current gf climbed on top of me naked and i had a "Jim" moment from american pie... quite funny when i look back at it haha

[Goatfish]

I think my average time is around 30 minutes, and usually doesn't include the 10-15 minutes of just foreplay and teasing. I think I could talk from experience that anything less than 10 is a big disappointment to me and 5 is a flat up joke. Then again I am gay and not doing 'traditional sex', and back when I had my first mate who was a female, sex generally lasted in the 1-3 hour range since I was far more interested in her pleasure than my own, I still consider one of my crowning achievements to be causing her to have 14 orgasms over the length of watching the first movie in the Lord of the Rings series... and then sent her home and went to the shower to finish myself off.

[Hyve]

Raid is half way over, take a 5 min Bio break!

Ahaha! I did just laugh my ass of there, getting odd looks now!

[Taurenburger]

either that or stare at a picture of your grandmother.

I noticed the voice of Fergie makes me unharden. No, I never bother turning of the radio.

Sounds like those people that try to convince themselves 5 inches is average so they aren't that small...

Really, anywhere between 5 and 8 inches is normal (in Brittain). And who the f* cares how big it is?

[StayTuned]

Really, anywhere between 5 and 8 inches is normal (in Brittain). And who the f* cares how big it is?

It's quite funny, but the sound might be NSFW

[Deleted]

Ten minutes sounds about right. It's the foreplay that takes time..., and the afterplay if she's still 'in need'

[Hyve]

Ten minutes sounds about right. It's the foreplay that takes time..., and the afterplay if she's still 'in need'

Indeed. Foreplay is very important. You can make a girl finish well before you even start, not to mention that foreplay will mean that it is more enjoyable for you both. This includes sex only, and I interpret that as foreplay wasn't included, but did occur.

[Kerath]

Really, anywhere between 5 and 8 inches is normal (in Brittain). And who the f* cares how big it is?

Indeed. Seeing as how a man is perfectly capable of satisfying a woman using tongue and fingers, size is overrated.
Not to mention certain 'logistical' issues come into the equation - Some women like it when a man bumps against their cervix during sex, but a lot of women just find it painful and uncomfortable.

[Goatfish]

Really, anywhere between 5 and 8 inches is normal (in Brittain). And who the f* cares how big it is?

6 inches is average in america if I remember right, anything 5 and below leaves much to be desired, because there is only so much you can do when trying to throw your toothpick into a volcano (to semi-quote Deuce Bigalow).

[Rukentuts]

6 inches is average in america if I remember right, anything 5 and below leaves much to be desired, because there is only so much you can do when trying to throw your toothpick into a volcano (to semi-quote Deuce Bigalow).

Actually average in USA is like 4.8.

[Deleted]

People always think the average is a lot higher. Blame porn.

[Hyve]

6 inches is average in america if I remember right, anything 5 and below leaves much to be desired, because there is only so much you can do when trying to throw your toothpick into a volcano (to semi-quote Deuce Bigalow).

I agree size is important, but not as important as some believe. Even with a 3" penis you could still satisfy a women plenty, as long as you play it right. Plenty of foreplay to get her in the mood and near orgasm before you even start. It is the same thing with boobs though.

Bigger Boobs ≠ Better Boobs. Bigger Penis ≠ Better Penis. I've actually heard of a few women who get hurt from a penis that is to big, a drunk stumbling man with a big dick ramming it in without foreplay? Sounds painful! It is what you do with it that matters, but it does help to actually have something to use.

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I keep misreading "Best" as "Beast" in the title....

[Hyve]

People always think the average is a lot higher. Blame porn.

Agreed. I'll admit there have been times where I wish my girlfriend would surprise me with some new moves I saw in a porno, only to remember how highly edited and polished it was. Most men have at some point desired to try Anal with their girlfriend or Deep-throat. Ask most men who have tried it, and it probably ended badly, painfully and messy.

Porn is not sex.