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  1. #41
    I'm kinda shocked this didn't get locked on the spot. Normally we don't get to talk about sexually related topics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam the Wiser View Post
    I'm kinda shocked this didn't get locked on the spot. Normally we don't get to talk about sexually related topics.
    I'm not very sexual looking lol.

  3. #43
    If you want to try it, go for it. It might sound silly, but if you look back on your life you might have some regrets to at least not have tried it. Yes even a stripping job.

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    I see someone's ban wore off...

    OT: Honestly if you want to go for it. Should be an interesting experience.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Talokami View Post
    I see someone's ban wore off...

    OT: Honestly if you want to go for it. Should be an interesting experience.
    I'm not gonna do it...after 3 pages of advice I will keep my day job and work on my 6 pack some more. got a .5 going on my upper region.

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    Hey, every 6 pack has to start somewhere!

    Live the dream, man!
    That fabric softener teddy bear...oooh I'm 'a hunt that little bitch down.

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    follow ur heart xoxo
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    Age does not matter so long as the tips keep rolling in.

    I bet tons of women would pay top dollar to see George Clooney strip and he is much older.
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    Post a pic for us to judge, but considering you have only just lost the weight and you are getting old now, I am going to say no.

  10. #50
    Don't watch Magic Mike. Watch a movie called "The Full Monty"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA3W36JVnRc

    That'll make you feel better (it's based on a true story) and you'll get a nice boost of confidence. Shake your stuff and make some cash. I say do it.

  11. #51
    There are plenty of good-looking men who are over 40. Some of them look better and have a better body than most 20-something year olds.

    But there's nothing wrong with appreciating a fine specimen of the human male species. Not that I would come to watch you work or anything.

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    i LOLED @ the video a few post's up lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Draqson View Post
    what an coincidence, I happen to be an expert on Striptease (be it male or female)

    SO you want to be a male stripper...
    first, its much more about entertainment... the looks are important, but your dancing and 'animation' is more important...
    a good looking, well shaped dork who cant dance gets less attention than a good dancer...

    But still Body matters, most important is your stomach... get a sixpack, it has priority... then breast, arms and butt... full-body-training with the most emphasis on your abdomen...

    get an outfit that highlights your 'jewelry' - if you aint got much, there is special hardware for that... push-up-pants etc.
    + oil, lotions and a decent haircut

    and last but not least, Shake ya ass But watch ya self Shake ya ass
    Wow. This is such solid advice, it makes me want to become a stripper myself!
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  14. #54
    Anything is too old to be a male stripper.

    Then again I'm a guy, I'm biased against it. Trying to restrain how disturbed I am, flab and a childhood scar aren't going to attract anyone.
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    Age doesn't really matter, it's about how you look and how you move. This goes for porn, too.

    Hell, Nina Hartley is a 53 year old porn star and I don't feel weird whackin' it to her videos--not even a little!

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    Go ahead, why not. Please post video results on your endeavours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vizzle View Post
    follow ur heart xoxo
    Remembering every single post I've ever read from you, this made me laugh.

    OT: Where's the damned picture?

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    You have my support at least! :-D

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    Your never to old to Try. Worst that happens is you don't do well, but at least you gave it a shot. If it's something that interests you then that is all you can really do.


    Plus, stripping isn't even about being able to dance, nor is it really about being in shape. It's about being hugely charismatic and projecting that through your body language.
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    Gold and the 'need' for it in-game is easily one of the most overblown mindsets in this community.

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    why dont u post a picture dirty boi

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