but Ms. Penthouse Playboy centre-fold decides she wants a piece of your sorry ass? What now I say. What are you going to do. huh-huh?
Mrs. Wife will never find out.
but Ms. Penthouse Playboy centre-fold decides she wants a piece of your sorry ass? What now I say. What are you going to do. huh-huh?
Mrs. Wife will never find out.
No.
I wouldn't, I can resist ass like that easily.
I would fuck up everything I have and I am smarter than that.
tell ms centerfold no. im a man, not a life support system for a penis
You're not happily married if you'd do it just because she'd never find out.
If she is the woman of our dreams would she not be more appealing?
Edit: rephrased
I cheated on my first wife and it contributed to our marriage collapsing. While I've had a couple of offers during my second. I have not cheated on this wife and have no plans too. I came from a "broken home" and have no desire to have my sons get the same experience.
Sir Robin, the Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot.
Who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angnor.
Who had almost stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol.
And who had personally wet himself, at the Battle of Badon Hill.
I'd pass cause I'm not a sorry ass if I'm happily married.
If she is the woman of my dreams then why would I go for a playboy centre-fold who obviously is not (go back to the beginning of the sentence to find the clue as to why not)?
I'm pretty sure I would pass on the offer. I mean, if you're married to the woman of your dreams, how is some random playboy centre-fold going to get between the two of you?
Does the center-fold come with a photoshop touch-up tool and the complementary lighting?
Regardless, if I were married to the woman of my dreams, I would not need to sleep with the model.
That wouldn't change my determination either. I would have respect for my wife, and would never hurt her at all.
And even if I did and she didn't find out... the moral guilt of it would drive me insane every time I would see her smile at me and say "I love you".
---------- Post added 2012-11-29 at 12:43 AM ----------
Pretty much this right here... If you were tempted to sleep with some everyday centerfold model, then obviously the woman you married isn't the woman of your dreams. :P
Last edited by mvaliz; 2012-11-29 at 12:43 AM.
all I can hear is the sound of "whips about my ears"
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You gotta get permission for that kind of a thing.
Let's rephrase this for you. You're married to the woman of your dreams. She is perfect and you love her to death, and she tells you that you're the greatest shit since sliced bread. You have great sex, she loves your personality, you can laugh with her, play WoW with her, etc.
Then she meets a guy she just thinks is pretty dang attractive and has sex with him.
How do you feel?
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Honestly I wouldn't do anything. I really don't think I could live with myself by having to hide that from the "woman of my dreams."