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    Stormstout brewery jokes

    Anyone else listen to the jokes the ghost NPCs say before the last boss? Some are very funny i crack up laughing at em xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by pkm View Post
    Anyone else listen to the jokes the ghost NPCs say before the last boss? Some are very funny i crack up laughing at em xD
    "Hey, you know what?" "What?" "I.. I really envy those guys" "Why's that?" "They get to see that foxy spirit healer all the time!" "Hahahhah"


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    "This group really takes me back."
    "If you can still see, you didn't go back far enough!"
    OMG 13:37 - Then Jesus said to His disciples, "Cleave unto me, and I shall grant to thee the blessing of eternal salvation."

    And His disciples said unto Him, "Can we get Kings instead?"

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    i always transform into a hozen and spend he entire dungeon run speaking like a hozen.

    some people like it some people try to repeatedly kick me from the group
    "I was a normal baby for 30 seconds, then ninjas stole my mamma" - Deadpool
    "so what do we do?" "well jack, you stand there and say 'gee rocket raccoon I'm so glad you brought that Unfeasibly large cannon with you..' and i go like this BRAKKA BRAKKA BRAKKA" - Rocket Raccoon

    FC: 3437-3046-3552

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    Herald of the Titans De Lupe's Avatar
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    "That last paladin offered me eternal salvation."
    "Oh really, what'd you say?"
    "Kings, please."

    "I think that Druid has the hots for me."
    Quote Originally Posted by EA on the topic of locking game progression behind microtransactions
    "The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes."
    Star Wars: Battlefront II was a $3.1 billion fuck you to EA. Now THAT is something worth a sense of pride and accomplishment.

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    Merely a Setback Slowpoke is a Gamer's Avatar
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    So they're the Statler and Waldorf of WoW?
    "Oh, who does my hair? You might have heard of my stylist. It's called the Void!"

    "No matter how much you plead I will not sprout tentacles or turn into a giant eyeball. Well, I might. But not because you asked!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by dokhidamo View Post
    So they're the Statler and Waldorf of WoW?
    Most of their bits sound like something the kings of heckledom would say, yes.
    Nostalgia is the hollow remnants of memories long gone.

    -Kaito Kumon (Kamen Rider Baron)

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    "I really liked that last group."
    "Really, why's that?"
    "Because i thought it was the last!"

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    Those guys are the best addition to the entire expansion and I hope for more to come.

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    I enjoy the first boss much more

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    They were surprisingly good. The one about "pants not dropping" really got me.

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    "Why didn't that mage put intellect on his weapon?"

    "Because he didn't want his weapon to be smarter than he is!"


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    I <3 those pandaren spirits, most awesome spirits in wow.


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    "Just when you think it's the worst, something wonderful happens."
    "O? What then?"
    "They leave."

    ---------- Post added 2012-12-02 at 03:50 PM ----------

    "Do you believe in life after death?"
    "Why, yes, the last group died about 30 times"

    ---------- Post added 2012-12-02 at 03:51 PM ----------

    "I think there's something wrong with the hozen we saw earlier."
    "Why's that?"
    "This group made it past them"

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    "Want to hear a joke?"
    "Huh ya sure"
    "These guys's weapons!"

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    There jokes do crack me up :P. But the Hozen boss "OOK EM IN THE DOOKER" always makes me laugh

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    They added some new jokes in 5.1 right? There are some i havnt heard before now.

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    Panda 1: A paladin came and offered me eternal salvation.
    Panda 2: What did you say?
    Panda 1: Kings Please.

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    Is there a video somewhere with the audio for these voiceovers? I've heard quite a few of them, but I'd love to have them all collected and in one place for people to enjoy even when not in the dungeon.

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    im actually laughing ...

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