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    Author George Shuman describes the effect as such, "When the brain is deprived of oxygen, it induces a lucid, semi-hallucinogenic state called hypoxia. Combined with orgasm, the rush is said to be no less powerful than cocaine, and highly addictive."[2]

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    Quote Originally Posted by chadwix View Post
    Anyone who would complain about such events should be killed.

    Glad you're not in charge of anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gruyaka View Post
    What about the male forum users with large suffocation inducing man-titties? Discrimination!
    Not so in to man titties.. gotta say..

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    what is with the recent surge in threads about breasts? this sounds like an interesting way to die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aeluron View Post
    Glad you're not in charge of anything.
    Just saying id hate to see this guy in a mma event, if you cant avoid a boob choke (something id like to train for) you should be wearing one of those man purses

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    There's not a man on this planet that would believe this.

    But if he did die.........

    Quote Originally Posted by Sepharoth View Post
    Best. Death. Ever (that would have been at least).

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    Quote Originally Posted by chadwix View Post
    Just saying id hate to see this guy in a mma event, if you cant avoid a boob choke (something id like to train for) you should be wearing one of those man purses
    Honestly if I wasn't able to breathe and she wasn't sorry I'd be pissed. Really despite the meme of Snu Snu dieing this way isn't really honorable or *cool*.
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    Still no PM's from hot, big breasted German girls. I'm disappointed.

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    Death by tits?

    Sounds like an honourable death!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuzzzie View Post
    Still no PM's from hot, big breasted German girls. I'm disappointed.
    You're asking for the moon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rukentuts View Post
    You're asking for the moon.
    Pfft. Someone already PM'd me some porno. that's a bit of a win.

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    She'll probably just buy him an oxygen tank and mask for Christmas, and they'll get back together.

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    What are Germany's politicians doing? Clearly we need a ban on anything bigger than a C, or at the very least have armed protection in every bedroom.

    Good read, good read. I think he accidentally deprived himself from oxygen while trying to bury himself in breast and hallucinated the part about her wanting him dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lefrog View Post
    Clearly we need a ban on anything bigger than a C
    Treason!

    Prepare the gallows.

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    This reminds of the movie Mortal Kombat where Sonya breaks Kano's neck with her luscious thighs.

    When i was a kid, i was like "That is how I want to go!"

    Yes I am a leg man.

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    Judge: The court is adjourned for 1 hour while I discuss some...new evidence... with the accused.

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    Tragic Motorboat Accident

    If it pleases the court, I would like to enter evidence D and D.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Regennis View Post
    Tragic Motorboat Accident

    If it pleases the court, I would like to enter evidence D and D.
    you did make me giggle
    nice job lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperMechatronGamer View Post
    "I couldn't tear myself free"
    Anyone else think this guy must be a pathetic weakling? Can't even get a girl off him.

    Either this guy has never gotten any movement in his life, or he's lying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Methanar View Post
    Author George Shuman describes the effect as such, "When the brain is deprived of oxygen, it induces a lucid, semi-hallucinogenic state called hypoxia. Combined with orgasm, the rush is said to be no less powerful than cocaine, and highly addictive."[2]
    Cocaine doesn't make you hallucinate. Who told you that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardstyler01 View Post
    Anyone else think this guy must be a pathetic weakling? Can't even get a girl off him.

    Either this guy has never gotten any movement in his life, or he's lying.[COLOR="red"]

    Boobs that big can be fairly heavy (7-12 lbs), plus if she was sitting on his chest it is possible that she chould have trapped him under them + some of her body weight. 70-90 lbs suddenly dropped on your face during / after a sexual encounter could give the attacker the upper hand.


    This is a lesson for all men, BOOBS ARE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!! and should be monited by the UN.

    I am waiting for the fox news story about the dude who stabbed 3 people to death with his penis.

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