Men and sitting on the toilet

[Deleted]

So yesterday a friend came talking about how he had an arguement with his wife.
Appearently during New years he got quite drunk leaving a sea on the toilet floor. His wife demaned that from now on he should sit on the toilet to pee, Not only because of what happend that night but he said that she doesen't really approve of the smell of urine even though there arent wet spots to be found she does always notice this certain odor. On top of that she also wanted hi to start wiping his penis as she saw no reason not to do it.

He didn't really like what she was suggesting and things got a little tense. He told me that sitting on the toilet and wiping after isn't something men should do.

How do you feel about this?

TLDR: (even though it wasn't that long ) Should men sit on the toilet to avoid "Accidents" And wiping after so they have less urine in their underwear?

Oh if you don't know how a man could possibly sit ( for the real men out there) the penis is very bendable.

[Deleted]

I can understand her reasoning when her husband is drunk. But when sober I'd find it a little hard to justify the need to do it to be honest.

[MasterHamster]

Screw toilet-manliness, I play on my phone while on the toilet.

[Lolkaysea]

guys don't have to sit, they have the option of lifting the toilet seat- but if they don't want to lift, they should sit! it's comfortable to sit on the toilet and saying otherwise is denial in it's truest form

[semaphore]

I keep thinking the angle doesn't seem like it'd work out well.

[Feral Camel]

I don't think its too much to ask by taking a little more care.

She's going over the top though.

Plus its his toilet. He clearly marked his territory.

[Gandrake]

silly women

[snaek]

Hell no. I like standing. It's quick and easy, and it's not exactly hard to avoid spills either. Besides, most toilets are so small that they leave just enough room for the penis to nearly touch the ring (or worse, the bowl) when sitting. Uncomfortable.

[Cybran]

What is next? She gonna neuter him and teach him tricks? Fucking pathetic.

Sitting down is a waste of time.

[Deleted]

I keep thinking the angle doesn't seem like it'd work out well.

Like this appearently. From an article 40% of the males in Japan seem to do it. Still less than half but more then i'd expect of men in general.
Its an old article, i just stumbled upon it as the subject was brought up

[endersblade]

My issue is, it takes more effort and time to do the sit-down. If I'm just pissing, I walk in, I drop trow, I piss, I flush, I leave. Having to sit adds extra steps, and I'm just trying to get in and out. If I'm sitting, I'm taking a dump, which means I'm in there for the long haul. My body's been trained like that for 3 decades now, I see no point in changing it.

As for your friend's situation...if he can't piss properly while drunk, then sit your ass down. Wiping the tip...dafuq? We aren't chicks, thanks. Should he start washing his hands after touching anything in the house too? Take a shower every few hours, to make sure he's sparkling clean? Oh, I know, change his clothes every hour, because they're so covered in germs! -_- Just sounds to me like she's a fucking clean freak nut. I mean, from a sexual point of view, I can understand wanting him to wipe. But other than that...nope.

[obdigore]

Urine in underwear? WTF?

And if you can't aim, then I suppose you should be sitting, yes.

[endersblade]

Like this appearently. From an article 40% of the males in Japan seem to do it. Still less than half but more then i'd expect of men in general.
Its an old article, i just stumbled upon it as the subject was brought up

Most Japanese toilets are in the ground, you CAN'T sit like that to piss.

[Muis]

I smell a divorce.
And he's damn right, hope he's got a pre-nup.

[Deleted]

Most Japanese toilets are in the ground, you CAN'T sit like that to piss.

Japanese toilets in the ground? Never heard of that

[Deleted]

I sit and wipe (wash) already. Nothing more disgusting than pee in the underwear. Also it's much more comfortable to sit with hands free on the phone instead of on your Wiener.

[Seegtease]

I keep thinking the angle doesn't seem like it'd work out well.

It's pretty common to go #1 while you're going #2, so it's not that odd.

Personally, I think she's being silly and I would never comply with such a demand (while sober, of course). Unless he's missing consistently. As for the scent, you can still smell the urine if you sit down. I mean, you smell the crap when you sit, so it's kind of a silly point.

---------- Post added 2013-01-03 at 09:12 AM ----------

Most Japanese toilets are in the ground, you CAN'T sit like that to piss.

By most I think you mean "some". Those are wacky toilets, but they aren't terribly common.

[johnblund]

I tend to sit except at some public restrooms that are disguisting or out in the forest

[Mifuyne]

I've always been sitting down considering I find it natural.
It's quite comfortable and negates any kind of "wild spraying".
Whenever I am at places where men stand, the toilet is ALWAYS more disgusting.
I usually "hover" over the bowl in public places tho.
I always wipe the seat before and after I have visited the rest room as courtesy to others.

Don't know where the whole "I'm a man so I will stand!" thing came from but it's quite disgusting.

[warex00]

I smell a divorce.
And he's damn right, hope he's got a pre-nup.

Boy that escelated quickly.

I dont people divorce just because they are having a silly fight?


OT: I do both. If im tired, I sit, if not I stand.