Where do bosses get the loot they're carrying.. @_@

[Mawnix]

Seriously I have ALWAYS wondered this.

I mean some of it makes sense, like Ragnaros and Sulfuras dropping off him, or Cho'gall and the Hammer of Twilight. Or a Armor wearing boss having like a robe on him that he also drops (which also kind of means what we are undressing the boss).

But where do bosses get like "Cloth Robes" or "Plate Bracers".

Honestly by that logic, this is what happens:

Character 1: Oh my God, those robes on Grand Empress Shekzeer look AMAZING. Look at those stats!

Character 2: Jeez! She was holding 40 Valor Points?!

Character 3: Wow..a Mace she wasn't..even....using.

Character 4: Apparently she was holding a conveniently place Token for armor for the specific classes of Death Knight, Mage, Druid and Rogue.

So seriously can someone give me some kind of explanation?!

(This is not a really serious thread, just some fun "speculation" if you even want to call it that for where bosses get the Valor Points/Justice Points, Weapon, Armor, etc they wear. Have fun.)

[Lighto73]

I've always been curious about them holding "lore" weapons. Like Prince Malcahzaar (sp, last boss in Karazhan) having Gorehowl. How in the hell would he have it?

[Mawnix]

I've always been curious about them holding "lore" weapons. Like Prince Malcahzaar (sp, last boss in Karazhan) having Gorehowl. How in the hell would he have it?

That's another thing!

[Fhi]

There was a Dark Legacy Comics quite awhile back that answers this question - it's pretty hilarious, I'll see if I can find it.

[Melkandor]

Maybe after we kill the boss, we grab loot from their mouths? Maybe for the bigger bosses we grab items of fallen heroes who have tried to kill the boss but failed so the boss ate them?

[Justignoreme]

Well, they hide them... you know... just like drug mules.

[Mawnix]

Maybe after we kill the boss, we grab loot from their mouths? Maybe for the bigger bosses we grab items of fallen heroes who have tried to kill the boss but failed so the boss ate them?

Feng ate a Fan..?

[TheWindWalker]

This is one reason I liked the whole "Cache of the Aspects" thing. At least they made a point that "we're rewarding you with magical items that we've stashed away."

[Shadowfreak]

I've always been curious about them holding "lore" weapons. Like Prince Malcahzaar (sp, last boss in Karazhan) having Gorehowl. How in the hell would he have it?

Haha that made me lol. Picture him just wandering around in circles on the roof of Kara pretending to be Katniss...

[Melkandor]

Feng ate a Fan..?

Maybe he's keeping it in his mouth just for when he gets to fire phase?

[Mawnix]

This is one reason I liked the whole "Cache of the Aspects" thing. At least they made a point that "we're rewarding you with magical items that we've stashed away."

That are also fashioned after Deathwing for some odd reason.

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Maybe he's keeping it in his mouth just for when he gets to fire phase?

LOL'D. Best response I've seen today.

[Saidir]

I've always been curious about them holding "lore" weapons. Like Prince Malcahzaar (sp, last boss in Karazhan) having Gorehowl. How in the hell would he have it?

Answer:

All realities, all dimensions are open to me!

He just plucked it out of whoever wielded it some time in...well...time, or killed them.

[Nelle]

Its just 1's and 0's in a database. Get over it!

Just like the text I wrote here!

[Mawnix]

Its just 1's and 0's in a database. Get over it!

Just like the text I wrote here!

My Edge of Agony is my precious.. @_@.

Along with my Legendary Gem which is gathering dust the longer I don't have a weapon to put it into.

[Aquamonkey]

This is one reason I liked the whole "Cache of the Aspects" thing. At least they made a point that "we're rewarding you with magical items that we've stashed away."

I'd be like: GG Aspects. Where the fuck were these items 5 minutes ago when I could have used them? Stopping the end of the world is kind of a big deal and you were holding out on me? Fuck DW, I'm using this shit to skin your ass.

[GhostSkull]

You'd think some boss somewhere would figure out that if they left the people-sized loot at the entrance to their lair that adventurers would leave them alone. Really, one should get valor points (fame as a hero) from raids, and then the rewards would come from the faction armories. Quests and other repeatable adventures would provide random rewards.

[yetgdhfgh]

I find it funny that shit that noname mobs in pandaria carry is better than what the lich king and his cohorts carry around

Now obviously like with everything in wow you just need to suspend your disbelief and take everything with a huge pinch of salt

[Icaras]

Didn't you know? The bosses always JUST finished shopping at the vendors before you arrived and you missed them

[Spray]

I find it funny that shit that noname mobs in pandaria carry is better than what the lich king and his cohorts carry around

Now obviously like with everything in wow you just need to suspend your disbelief and take everything with a huge pinch of salt

It's nothing, explain to me why does an ordinary shore crab in Krasarang has more survivability and damage than bigass fuckin' Burning Legion doomlord.

[Morgomir]

tokens are something that prove you killed that particular boss like his helm, eyeball, lips etc
the deathwing weapons are literally pieces of deathwing you are using as a weapon
when you loot a boss you are also looting the entire room technically like when you kill illidan the bulwark of azzinoth (which used to be a doom guard's shoulderpiece) may have been hanging on the wall
us adventurers will take anything that isn't cross-dimensionally welded to the floor